Imagine if Jinx were to parody May's Instant Kill from Guilty Gear Xrd
The above should provide both context and a load of laughs.
Now imagine if Jinx were to stuff another Champion into that cannon and fire them off into the horizon. What would said Champion say before being fired?
#Examples!
- "Uh oh."
- "Oh boy... I'm gonna end up in about a hundred pieces... again..."
- "Ooh, this is gonna be fun! Make sure you put in the extra - Wait, WHY AM I THE PROJECTILE?!"
- "PREDICTING SEVERE DAMAGE TO CHASSIS!"
- "Whoa, hey! I'm all about big guns, but this is taking it too far!"
Oh, and try not to think too hard about how Jinx manages to get them into the cannon.
"At least make the proper calculations for a safe landing!"
"This is a copter, not a fighter jet!"
"I'd only jump over one wall, not a thousand!"