Imagine if Jinx were to parody May's Instant Kill from Guilty Gear Xrd

darkdill·6/24/2018, 2:54:03 AM·1 votes·1,559 views

The above should provide both context and a load of laughs.

Now imagine if Jinx were to stuff another Champion into that cannon and fire them off into the horizon. What would said Champion say before being fired?

#Examples!

Rammus - "Uh oh."

Zac - "Oh boy... I'm gonna end up in about a hundred pieces... again..."

Ziggs - "Ooh, this is gonna be fun! Make sure you put in the extra - Wait, WHY AM I THE PROJECTILE?!"

Blitzcrank - "PREDICTING SEVERE DAMAGE TO CHASSIS!"

Tristana - "Whoa, hey! I'm all about big guns, but this is taking it too far!"


Oh, and try not to think too hard about how Jinx manages to get them into the cannon.

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Kuzja16/24/2018, 4:27:13 AM1 votes

I've seen a similar thread long time ago. Oh well. . . here it goes. . .

Heimerdinger "At least make the proper calculations for a safe landing!"

Corki "This is a copter, not a fighter jet!"

Talon "I'd only jump over one wall, not a thousand!"