About these animal champions. . . .

We have a cow that rams into people and scream "You can't milk these!"

We have a frozen bird that creates localized blizzards, dies and hatches from an ice egg, and does the chicken dance.

We have a birdman whom was once the emperor to a once great empire, and keeps stealing sandbox after sandbox from children.

We have a fish thingy that I'm pretty sure pole dances in lane all day and has a pet shark of which he feeds small children to.

We have a dog that has learned to farm and found that he actually enjoys it.

We have an armadillo who vocabulary linguistics are limited to "OK"

We have a crocodile that bears immense rage for his brother, which is for some reason an entirely different species.

We have a cat that is missing one eye and has taken to hunting everything he can find.

We have a scorpion made of stone and crystal that drags people screaming into his den to "feel his sting".

We have a catfish that enjoys eating people and spitting them back up so that he can eat them again.

We have a rat that steals things and poisons people, while enjoying the occasional cupcake.

We have a lightning bear that likes to run at people and toss them over his shoulder.

We have a wolf that actually killed off one of the champions in the game, and occasionally wears their skin into battle, while at other times dresses up like and old granny.

And we have a monkey that learned martial arts from master yi and enjoys the occasional banana from time to time.

Maybe it's time we had an acrobatic turtle! https://media.giphy.com/media/Uw4tjfY1B7rtm/giphy.gif

He could even play the moracas! http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/12/125833/3861477-gamera_maracas.gif