How to actually play league.

It's been a while since I dropped riot and league of fuckups some hate so let me just go ahead and detox in this FANTASTIC COMMUNITY. Because you all know you deserve this.

If you have a heart and it is beating you have probably heard of league of legends. If you were thinking of trying this game because "it's free" the first thing I must tell you is no...no it is not.

The "free to play" is a lie. The cost of playing this game if you faith in humanity and general decency as a human being.

Now that you know the cost of playing this game here is the guide to actually playing it.

The first step is go to the forums and see what everyone is crying about most. usually whatever riot recently fucked up and overbuffed like giving nunu a deathcap for free or making katarina have high movespeed and infinite flashes. But hey they have a really...great design team...who just truly understands the game...I hate you all.

Now that you're maining the new hotness you need to figure out how to play them. Don't worry it's not that hard or even remotely difficult unless it's azir or kalista.

Now the roles, riot only implemented two. Jungle and mid. Because no other lane has ANY impact on the game what so ever. Oh you have a good adc? Yeah unless he gets 30 fucking kills he is absolutely worthless because who needs high dps when ziggs..a mid laner. Can execute towers and has a safer kit than 95% of adcs. Oh you have an adc with burst damage? You know...what most of mid has...unless it's vayne you really don't need an adc and because she's 100% banrate that's never going to happen.

So once you've chosen one of the two special snowflake roles I prefer jungle because I like to say edgy shit like "In the jungle the monsters understand me" Or in the mid lane in which everytime you get a kill you must type "anime IS REAL!"

So once your champion if picked and you're in the role god has given you. You must ignore all other players for around 20-30 minutes since that's how long most games full of dumbasses will take. I say this because nobody ever surrenders unless you're winning.

The first 20 minutes of suffering should be focused on making that 401k and farming as much as possible. If you're nunu jungle, the only thing riot has left us now. You just build ap and eat camps while clearing at warp speed. Now choose a lane and sit in it until the game is over.

There is a specific build you need to run to beat the game. It works on anyone. It should look like this It works on anyone because everyone uses auto attacks and riot has a huge hard-on for this fucking item. Idk why but hey riot doesn't actively fucking enforce the meta every other goddamn week.

Once you hit your 6th duskbae the game will end automatically and grant you a win. Now that you've won a single game you need to gather about $60 and get on playstation network.

Once there go to the store and purchase a feature called "Monster hunter world" After that you are good to go.

10/10 fucking beezlegoose