Your Top three mastery Champions have just come to your house and are now living with you.

Gentleman Gems·11/7/2015, 10:28:45 PM·28 votes·5,043 views

What Happens

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My house is super glamorized, the local neighborhood watch is looking for a purple cloaked man who keeps ripping the lamp posts from the ground and assaulting the neighbors, and to top it all off, A small female dwarf vigilantly has been sending criminals to the hospital with shattered kneecaps and talking about hammer diplomacy! http://www.graphics20.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/How-Are-You-Graphics-85.gif

189 Comments

WutsKraken11/8/2015, 1:03:59 AM25 votes

Gangplank Sion Nasus

Either: A) Sion's murderous tendencies constantly conflict with Nasus while Gangplank keeps planning his revenge B) We have a really epic farm. Primary crop is oranges

Zair Umbras11/8/2015, 12:39:40 AM19 votes

Lux Ezreal Veigar

So... got two lovebirds and an evil gnome in my house... Bills are paid, food is in the house, and there's an annoying step stool in the middle of the kitchen because the damn evil bastard claims he can't reach anything.

MF is my Waifu11/7/2015, 11:26:17 PM19 votes

MissFortune Lux Janna

You know, I don't really have a problem with this.

Zenfro11/8/2015, 2:54:12 AM18 votes

Ahri Ashe Irelia

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DeloricVI11/8/2015, 3:39:01 AM17 votes

Veigar Sion Teemo

Veigar has claimed the entire upstairs as his quarters, Sion won't stop polishing his ax and slamming his face off the walls (He says something about "wanting to feel something again") and Teemo... well he worries me the most, because I can't find him.

Mister Mackey11/8/2015, 3:01:46 AM16 votes

Tryndamere wont get out of the bathroom. TahmKench wont let anybody else eat. Bard keeps quitting his job to persue a music career.

NaturesMayhem11/7/2015, 11:23:54 PM16 votes

All the animals in the woods have gone missing. People have been randomly attacking others without reason and there has been mysterious sounds of someone crying. Rengar Aatrox Amumu

SavingPirateRyan11/8/2015, 2:50:18 AM15 votes

Pantheon You are privileged to have me raid your fridge! Gangplank I'm a fair and just roommate. Now do the dishes or your next roommate will be Nautilus! Braum Troublemaker toss is best game! Also I found another stray Poro! Can we keep him?

Bemapon11/8/2015, 12:27:35 AM13 votes

Bard Shaco Ezreal

My house is filling up with meeps, my neighbors all went missing and all of my belongings somehow end up inside of museums.

theragingnerd11/8/2015, 2:13:00 AM12 votes

Ahri Fizz Rengar HIDE YO CHILDREN HIDE YO WIVES THEY 1 SHOTTING ERRYBODY OUTHERE

BenParadox11/8/2015, 2:10:01 AM12 votes

TahmKench Malzahar Amumu

My grocery bill is so high... What happened to my tissue boxes? WHY ARE MY CARPETS SOAKED? Amumu, calm down. Don't flip the table. Please. Malz, I thought you were going to teach the voidlings to use litter boxes. Why is there a portal in the middle of the kitchen? TAHM DON'T EAT THE VOIDLINGS! [zombie-nunu-tears] (help me)

Blue Moon Wolf11/8/2015, 3:59:18 AM12 votes

MonkeyKing Gnar Sona

Wu, take Gnar with you and go see a movie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TheSequelsRBad11/8/2015, 3:24:32 AM11 votes

Chogath Skarner Shen

Cho eats me, shen and skarner.

The end.

Remlap122311/8/2015, 5:34:59 AM11 votes

MissFortune Gangplank Varus

Am I the only one who sees the problem with this?

TedBearSurvival11/7/2015, 11:06:59 PM9 votes

TahmKench ate all my food, TwistedFate spent all my money, and Quinn is just... Doing what she does?

Daedalus87111/8/2015, 6:30:13 AM7 votes

Quinn Graves MasterYi

I practice my martial artsing with Yi, my crossbowing with Quinn, and my shotgunning with Graves. Quinn and Graves have a major falling out after a severe ... misunderstanding.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQik9-WA4hnwGq3UVIX4TZiFD6zPXz6ULnrD3Xf8IMZCGllop3iwA

Master Yi unsuccessfully tries to keep the peace and I soon move out of that warzone.

Lord Boltrix11/8/2015, 12:23:19 AM7 votes

Sona Mordekaiser Leona

So while my apartment has become a much brighter and less lonely place, the noise complaints about Mordekaiser and Sona practicing music and Leona physically training are a bother, although considering I give less than two shits about my neighbors, I don't really consider that too much of a downside. Also, there is someone who keeps knocking at our door claiming to be Mordekaiser and Leona's child from the future... Strange I know, I myself figured Sona would have been the first one Mordekaiser knocked up with how they get on in the bedroom on the weekends.

http://i.imgur.com/MpegqTW.png

If you see this guy, please tell him - son or not - the next time he comes in to interrupt Monday Music Madness, Mordekaiser is going to "teach him suffering beyond imagination." Whether or not Leona approves of his attempts to spread word of the sun's praises.

Kat Head11/8/2015, 5:49:40 AM6 votes

Katarina Akali Ahri Ive got a feeling, tonights gonna be a good night. Tonights gonna be a good good night.

Things would have gotten awkward if we had went down to 4th and 5th Singed .

Em6er11/8/2015, 1:09:59 AM6 votes

Thresh Shaco Blitzcrank The neighbor's are all chained up and being terrorized, there are jump scare boxes and pranks everywhere, and there are constant lightning storms battering the town. ._.

Myrddin11/8/2015, 9:28:25 AM6 votes

Azir Vladimir Vayne

a really bad episode of the odd couple

Vikíng11/8/2015, 1:23:10 PM5 votes

Garen Keeps running out of the bushes outside of my house screaming at passerby. Draven Keeps hogging the mirror. LeeSin Keeps walking into the walls.

AirSonance11/8/2015, 6:28:52 AM5 votes

Braum Lux Ashe

My house is freezing, full of goats, and full of laughter.

kagepaladin11/7/2015, 11:04:22 PM5 votes

hmm i would get a noise complaint from a master of metal shredding guitar, their would be a mysterious case of people getting paralyzed for fifty years and the sighting of a girl with a strange bird on her arm. Mordekaiser Morgana Quinn

Baron of Bread11/8/2015, 10:05:45 AM5 votes

Alistar Karma DrMundo

I feel like Karma and Alistar would try to lock the doctor in the basement, but Mundo will go where he pleases.

softest boy11/8/2015, 3:11:34 PM5 votes

Syndra Lux Bard

Everything in my house has magically been floating since Syndra moved in. Bard, a testament to Syndra's own power has been trying to calm her down with his music. The hyper-active girl's laughing isn't helping her, but at least she has made my house colorful... WHERE ARE ALL THESE COSMIC SPIRITY THINGS COMING FROM!

EQ Otto11/8/2015, 5:53:12 PM5 votes

Thresh Lucian Zed

You know, I didn't want a house anyway...

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Photos of Ghosts11/8/2015, 11:20:06 AM4 votes

Swain Quinn Nasus Me: "Goddammit Swain, I said no worms in the fridge!" Swain: "Oh sorry, forgot about those ones. Don't worry, I keep them elsewhere now." Quinn: "WHAT THE FUCK MY PILLOW" Swain: "... This is just a concidence. I don't keep them in her pillow" Nasus: "woofe" Quinn: "DOGE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY. STOP SLEEPING ON MY PILLOW" Nasus: ".... such anger. Very personal. Many privacy" Swain: "Wait, I actually can't find my worms anymore." *Valor pretends he can't hear* Swain: "Oh. I see. I guess this kind of disrespect is natural for a demacian. This is discrimination." Me: "What the hell that's not how it works." Quinn: "What the hell that's not how it works." Me: "Quinn... let's go get ourselves a kebab..." Quinn: "Alright, but Valor's grounded. He stays here." *Screechs of panic by Valor* Nasus: "Hai. How's it being a burdo? I had a friend who was a burdo once." Valor: " ;-; "

Xxplósive11/8/2015, 2:44:55 PM4 votes

Yasuo LeeSin Lucian We don't see each other very often. Lee never sees anybody.

Hoodwink11/8/2015, 2:46:17 PM4 votes

Ahri Nidalee MissFortune

Fun.

Nah, just kidding. Unfortunately it's:

Bard Rammus Gnar

Still fun, I guess. Just not in the other way.

Morcleon11/8/2015, 5:20:27 PM4 votes

Lux Lucian Thresh

...welp. My house is now a war zone with me and Lux standing off to the side watching as Lucian and Thresh fight.

DeShanc11/8/2015, 3:35:55 PM4 votes

Oh boy oh boy.... Nautilus TahmKench Varus

Cyborn: Uh... Nautilus can you stop flying for today? Like come on man, it's been 3 weeks since you left your anchor..

Nautilus : Shut up, the anchor just weighs me down! Don't tell me how to live my life! -floats with the titanic song in the backround- lalari lalaru

Cyborn: Jesus, Varus can you help me get him down from there?

Varus : I mean... I can try but I need to ready up -begins to set up a giant harpoon- Let it charge up.

Cyborn: Come on man you're going to leave a hole on the roof, then we won't have the end of it from the stupid manager.

TahmKench : Well I can help you get him down as easily my child :D -extends hand-

Cyborn: Tahm shut up, I'm not into gambling and I know you will jus- wait a second.... what is that inside your coat and tophat..?

TahmKench : Uh.... nothing really I was just making sure no one steals any of it -holds the food together- You know how miscrients are these days my child.

Cyborn: Put it back on the fridge, we talked about this already don't take the freaking fo- - cuts as tahm ults away, escaping with the food, returning empty handed- .... you can't stop being fat for once can't you?

TahmKench : Nope :D

As they continue to argue about the missing food, Varus misses his harpoon spear by a stupid amount.

Cyborn : I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT, NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!!

Varus : The guilty will know ago-

Cyborn : SHUT UP I'M NOT GUIL-

TahmKench : -devoures cyborn- Hmm... you have a bit of a salt taste about you my child.

Cyborn: -kicking inside tahms stomach- I swear I will end all of you!!

Nautilus : -continues floating, now with the Elder Scrolls Skyrim theme in the background- Larari Lararu <3

Solari Fortune11/8/2015, 6:04:05 PM3 votes

MissFortune Jinx Just keeping Vi and Jinx from destroying my house will keep me occupied enough I won't be able to even hang out with Fortune. Also if I get Vi, do I get Cait as well? Need to have Piltover's Finest

Felvyne11/8/2015, 6:21:42 PM3 votes

So... Ashe Now really, put an apple on your head! Me: I'm not sure if... (puts the apple) Ashe Ready...? (prepares bow) Nocturne DARKNESSSSSS Ashe Au! (shoots, the room lights up) Where did our summoner go? TahmKench I don't know (using the arrow as toothpick)

For Carthage11/8/2015, 11:38:49 AM3 votes

Gangplank Teemo

Gangplank starts talking about his vengeance, Vi suggests multiple violent beatdowns and asks to come along, and Teemo tells him not to worry about it as his demon army descends on Bilgewater.

And then everyone gets sad because it didn't happen this year. Sadface.

Hotlin3 Fling11/8/2015, 2:21:27 PM3 votes

Singed Twitch Soraka TOXINS EVERYWHERE! And a goat to keep me alive

Embertine11/8/2015, 2:32:10 PM3 votes

Shyvana Leona Veigar

Shyvana often times has temper tantrums, and sometimes brings home a half charred sheep or goat.

Leona has turned my extra bedroom into a weight room where she works out every day.

Veigar's evil laughter can often be heard from down the hall where he stay in his room most of the time, plotting to conquer the world or atleast destroy it if he can't take it.

Catastrop11/8/2015, 2:36:17 PM3 votes

Karma Lissandra Lulu Weird cat-squirrel-rat things running about, there are trails of ice all over the house and apparently my living room has been turned into a therapy session with a bunch of random people looking for "inner peace."

Woodakoodashooda11/8/2015, 10:32:37 AM3 votes

Heimerdinger Has turned my basement into his laboratory and only ever comes upstairs to eat and criticize me on how I'm doing everything inadequately. MonkeyKing Is constantly pulling practical jokes around the house and whenever I confront him about his share of the rent, he disappears in an explosive cloud. Garen Has decided to be my life coach as long as we're room mates. He has me on a daily exercise regimen and has taken over all the grocery shopping to make sure I stick to a diet. I'm still in charge of cooking and cleaning, however. Sleep no longer exists for me.

D2Vincent11/8/2015, 9:27:12 AM3 votes

Me: Karthus Blitzcrank Chogath

All I'd hear is "Would you like to hear about your lord and savior death?"
I might be able to find a gf with that dating service...
I'd have no food and I'd need a bigger house...

layrit11/8/2015, 9:26:32 AM3 votes

Lulu Orianna Soraka The color of the walls is hurting my eyes. I was made a darn vegan because she "wanted to save me". I am learning to dance... at least this one is useful... the only trouble with her is that she doesn't sleep and practices her dancing... all day and night long.

Ralanr11/8/2015, 8:09:58 AM2 votes

Pantheon Sion Gangplank

Oddly enough I think Gangplank would be the most mellow out of all of them. Sion would be...sitting still because I'd try my hardest to not get any reaction out of him. Pantheon might be fighting Sion or reading up on baking recipes if he isn't doing leg exercises. Gangplank would probably just be hanging around, eating oranges and reminding me not to ask where he keeps getting cash to supply the fridge.