...so?

Idk, I was expecting him to transform into a Poro.

https://scontent-ams3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/16110079_412158859131441_8621147523794337792_n.jpg

https://raven-redeemed.deviantart.com/art/Birdlon-426998073

Don't know why she is getting so mad, she didn't pay for it. Nor does it say unsafe for runeterrain consumption.

Is there some...tension between Katarina and Talon that I am unaware of here?

I went to play a quick "fetch" with Google, and I found this:

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/18879549_1904262796501954_89758086272647168_n.jpg

http://thebestoflol.com/upload/20141201164948uid100.png