RIOT PLEASE

The Trent·4/24/2019, 1:06:23 AM·1 votes·1,291 views

Please make pantheon hot, like I'm begging you. Sylas would've been hot if you didn't decide to make him look half cave man... also Sylas is just kinda scary. Pyke would've been hot if he wasn't a dead fish man. Aatrox is a demon and honestly he looks kinda scary so not hot. I'm not a furry so Ornn isn't hot. Like he's hot in the sense that he can breathe fire... but yeah. Kayn and sounds looks like an annoying edgey twink that just got his first 6 pack in college so his ego inflated. Rakkan is TAKEN and again, I'm not a furry. Like you've made every girl release really pretty and cute, but I can't say the same for the guys. I haven't heard a single person complain about the lack of hot women in league, in fact they just keep complaining that there's too many. WHY CAN'T THAT BE MY ISSUE? I WANT THAT TO BE MY ISSUE! Please make Pantheon the next Darius/Garen/Jayce. We need more charming, handsome men. Give him some nice short rugged hair (because he's a warrior so like that makes sense) and make sure you keep that one skin shirtless. Oh yeah also we need a face reveal. It's been like 7 years, we should've had a face reveal by now. Ok thank you for coming to my ted talk.

P.S. this is in memes and games but I'm serious about this. If he isn't handsome, I will be very upset. VERY UPSET. It's like riot think muscles = attractive man or something. IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT RIOT. THE HAIR IS IMPORTANT TOO. There's a decline of gay League players in league for a reason Riot. Meanwhile, look at overwatch. Fucking FLOODED with gays. They all play Symmetra though.

3 Comments

Jamaree4/24/2019, 1:08:31 AM2 votes

As a bi symmetra main, I take offense to that last statement