terrible terrible jokes

Why does America win all debates with foreign countries? Because it holds the Trump card.

What do you get when you cross a buffalo with a chicken? Buffalo chicken obviously. But... what do you get when you cross a chicken with a buffalo? Roadkill. (*that one may require you to think twice before you really get it)

I was going to put a third joke about an airplane here. But I figured the punch line would fly right over your head.

Please feel free to share your terrible "dad jokes" below - as long as they are APPROPRIATE. If in question... ask if your parents, principal or boss, and Riot would approve. If you aren't sure... look it up before posting or do not post. Thanks and hopefully we can all share some laughs together.