Game: Fanmade quotes for a Noxian Drill sergeant

No gifs please. I'm on a phone.

I thought it'd be fun to think up a bunch of quotes for a drill sergeant support in league of legends.

I'll start.

Gets an assist: You just saved your ass from polishing my boot. Keep it up!

Gets a kill with someone assisting him: THAT'S GONNA BE YOU IF YOU DO NOT STEP UP!

Responds to a joke: Reminds me of a classic joke. I forgot how it goes but it ends with MY FOOT KNEE DEEP IN YOUR ASS!!!

The downside is that Kled has the best lines for this.