Tahm, You're Fired

Woodakoodashooda·6/4/2019, 4:45:07 AM·23 votes·10,908 views

TahmKench May I inquire as to why I am being forcibly removed from my long-established position at this fine company?

Riot: We feel that your presence in the professional scene isn't healthy overall for the current direction of the company.

TahmKench I believe I understand, then, perhaps there is some comparable solution to which all parties can agree. As I find myself inclined to seek new opportunity elsewhere if, in fact, this is your official decision on the matter.

Riot: Well, perhaps. We believe we can work something out. After all, your unique talents remain a valued asset to the company. How would you feel about a new position? Well, not so much a new one so much as your old one.

TahmKench Are you implying that you are allowing, nay, enabling my return to my old corner office at the top?

Riot: Are you interested?

TahmKench Absolutely. Also, I noticed we have a relatively new addition to the company. Who is she?

Riot: Oh, Yuumi? Well, she's going to be filling in your old role. As you know, maintaining mobility while providing an ally with protection against all opposition is why we decided to remove you from your old position. But we feel Yuumi is a good fit overall.

14 Comments

SuicidePlank6/4/2019, 4:54:03 AM12 votes

Fuck Tahm Toplane.

xxxliltrash 6/4/2019, 5:27:07 AM2 votes

honestly tahm kench would've been much better off designed as a toplane only champion from the start. why did riot think it was a good idea to give a tank that has percent max hp magic damage, and a shit ton of shields, so much godamn utility? Did tahm kench really need to be a living getaway car?

robotmaster6/4/2019, 4:17:07 PM2 votes
Stars Shaper6/4/2019, 5:30:08 AM1 votes

/slow clap

XD

Glaricion6/4/2019, 6:08:11 AM1 votes

TahmKench Are you implying that you are allowing, nay, enabling my return to my old corner office at the top?

Same energy.

CasterGilgamesh6/4/2019, 3:45:43 PM1 votes

how do you even compare Yummi to Tahm? like i get its a joke but Yummi blows up the second she isnt attached to an ally and her Damage is mediocre unless she builds pure ap
Tahm is a giant monster Tank that has High base damage builds tanky yet still deals respectable damage