12/1/18
0/8/4
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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Ahh Portal...
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Unless life also gives you water and sugar, that lemonade is gonna SUCK.
If life gives you lemons, Make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it.
LOOOOOOOOOL right? First rule before going into ranked "Learn to get carried, you dont need to carry every game to win"
When life gives you lemons, scream at life for not buying pinks.
When life gives you lemons, call 'em "exotic yellow oranges" and sell 'em for double the price!
When life gives you lemons, notice how you don't have water, a jug, a knife, a juicer or any sweetener.
Then proceed to bite the lemons or eat them whole
5/7
When life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade....MAKE A GRENADE*[slayer-jinx-wink]*
Definitely didn't steal from overwolf's jinx overlay :^)
If life gives you lemons, then grab life by its scrawny little neck, throw it to the ground and squeeze the lemons out over its eyes. Seriously life, wtf, how is anyone supposed to live off of just lemons.
This is almost every game I have sadly. Still funny though
how many variation of this lemons are there o.o
I love the KDAs
If life gives you lemons... LOCK FORWARD TORPEDOES!
"If your dealt a bunch of lemons, you got to take those lemons and stuff them down somebody's throat until they see yellow" - Frank Reynolds
When life gives you lemons, stick 'em in your shirt and say you are "cosplaying sona"