Be God King Darius
Have a war with that asshole God King Garen
Rally my followers to face him.
Whoever completes more missions (IDK the god at Riot said so) is the winner.
My followers are so fucking lazy and "free willed" that they play when they want and don't finish missions.
God King Garen followers are absolutely loyal to him and it's a godly mandate to finish all your missions.
MFW I'm going to fucking lose because his dictatorship is working.

"I hate those noxians..."