Everybody Loves Yasuo!

Melledoneus·1/20/2017, 3:57:46 AM·132 votes·8,211 views

Kids playing at the park with a ball Yasuo Hey, kids. Whatcha doin? Kid 1: Playing catch. Sick hair, by the way. Yasuo Thanks. Hey, mind passing the ball here? Kid 2: Sure! Throws ball to Yasuo Yasuo Throws out windwall and destroys ball Kid 1: Stares in shock in tears as Yasuo walks past him Yasuo Face the Wind, kid.


Yasuo Hey, ladies. Whatcha doin? Ahri Oh, it's Yasuo! (Omg he's even hotter up close!) Can you help us? Yasuo Eh, I dunno... Lux Pleaaaaase? Yasuo Eh, sure. I got nothin' better to do. MissFortune Sounds great. We need someone to throw the volley ball over the net so we can decide who serves first. You up for it, pretty boy? Yasuo Yeah, let's do it. Takes the ball Ashe Ready? Yasuo Throws ball in the air Ashe Go! Yasuo Teleports to ball, slashes it to pieces and slams it to the ground Vi What the hell, Yasuo?!? Yasuo Walking away The road to ruin is shorter than you think.


Graves Hey Yasuo, look! I found a cigar- Yasuo Hasagi! Slashes cigar in half Graves You son of a bitch...


Zyra Ah, an Ionian man! You can appreciate natural art, such as this exotic flower garden I've set up- Yasuo Dashes through every single flower stalk, slicing them in half Zyra M-my babies... Falls to her knees Yasuo My honor left a long time ago.


Fiora Ah! Yasuo, could yoo help me with some fencing practeece? Ai don't fight swordsmen of your caliber often. Yasuo Sure. Draws sword Fiora First to touch a vital point wins. Be careful not to maim. Ready? Go-! Yasuo Crits Fiora Coughs up blood, clutches chest wound and falls to the ground Yasuo It's just death. Nothing serious.

65 Comments

Admiralhaddi1/20/2017, 7:43:56 AM38 votes

Yasuo :Killing people is a bad habit... but I can't seem to quit.

Takazaki1/20/2017, 5:43:14 AM23 votes

as a yasuo main

+1

Tribbles Foxfolk1/20/2017, 6:49:19 AM9 votes

Graves still can't have a cigar :'( First Rito, now Yasuo.

TS Media1/20/2017, 6:51:15 AM6 votes

This is the funniest shit I've read in awhile.

RainXBlade1/20/2017, 5:32:07 PM6 votes

I'm a simple man Yasuo main. I see Yasuo, I upvote. Also, have some Yasuo everybody. http://img04.deviantart.net/ee52/i/2015/180/0/4/league_of_legends_yasuo_fanart_by_rosolino-d8v4n8q.jpg

Jofeyy1/20/2017, 8:41:00 PM4 votes

Finally a good Yasuo post.

I love it!

An Undead brat1/20/2017, 10:45:29 AM3 votes

This is Zyra, not Poison Ivy..........

The interpretation is absolutely wrong, she'd be like: Zyra "Ah, an Ionian man! What a sweet abs! Literally... sweet..." Rips his arm off as he struggles to get out of the vines and starts consuming it

TyrekGoldenspear1/20/2017, 5:25:41 PM2 votes

Hey wait a minute,

In the volleyball scene I counted 5 participants, Lux MissFortune Ahri Ashe Vi.

The teams are uneven!

Other than that, hilarious as always.

Project omen1/20/2017, 1:40:51 PM2 votes

Nice one! You made me laugh.

arc951/20/2017, 5:23:16 PM1 votes

Graves Hey Yasuo, look! I found a cigar- Yasuo Hasagi! Slashes cigar in half Graves You son of a bitch...


Fiora Ah! Yasuo, could yoo help me with some fencing practeece? Ai don't fight swordsmen of your caliber often. Yasuo Sure. Draws sword Fiora First to touch a vital point wins. Be careful not to maim. Ready? Go-! Yasuo Crits Fiora Coughs up blood, clutches chest wound and falls to the ground Yasuo It's just death. Nothing serious.

Good guy Yasuo, saving Gravesfrom lung cancer

and why do I ship thisFiora x Yasuo

Enloct1/20/2017, 10:06:05 AM1 votes

While I have my doubts about anyone complimenting Yasuo's narmlord aesthetic, keks were occurred so have my up.

SpookyNeedle1/21/2017, 3:06:45 AM1 votes

The last one puts a bad taste in my mouth, the rest are funny

Kyrrion1/21/2017, 3:12:55 AM1 votes

I feel like this sums up people's feelings on Yasuo pretty well.

The 2nd Horseman1/21/2017, 3:44:11 AM1 votes

That graves one killed me

TeCoolMage1/21/2017, 3:57:56 PM1 votes

change 'kid 1' to syndra or orianna lol