Everybody Loves Yasuo!

Kids playing at the park with a ball Hey, kids. Whatcha doin? Kid 1: Playing catch. Sick hair, by the way. Thanks. Hey, mind passing the ball here? Kid 2: Sure! Throws ball to Yasuo Throws out windwall and destroys ball Kid 1: Stares in shock in tears as Yasuo walks past him Face the Wind, kid.

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Hey, ladies. Whatcha doin? Oh, it's Yasuo! (Omg he's even hotter up close!) Can you help us? Eh, I dunno... Pleaaaaase? Eh, sure. I got nothin' better to do. Sounds great. We need someone to throw the volley ball over the net so we can decide who serves first. You up for it, pretty boy? Yeah, let's do it. Takes the ball Ready? Throws ball in the air Go! Teleports to ball, slashes it to pieces and slams it to the ground What the hell, Yasuo?!? Walking away The road to ruin is shorter than you think.

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Hey Yasuo, look! I found a cigar- Hasagi! Slashes cigar in half You son of a bitch...

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Ah, an Ionian man! You can appreciate natural art, such as this exotic flower garden I've set up- Dashes through every single flower stalk, slicing them in half M-my babies... Falls to her knees My honor left a long time ago.

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Ah! Yasuo, could yoo help me with some fencing practeece? Ai don't fight swordsmen of your caliber often. Sure. Draws sword First to touch a vital point wins. Be careful not to maim. Ready? Go-! Crits Coughs up blood, clutches chest wound and falls to the ground It's just death. Nothing serious.