This is your chance, Riot! Show us that you actually care!

Melledoneus·1/12/2018, 8:10:00 PM·163 votes·15,201 views

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Get this poor soul to safety, find him a therapist, get this poro some help.

It may look happy on the outside, but we all know it's just trying to put a brave face on for all the other poros. We all deal with life and have hard problems, but we can all be afraid to ask for help. We think we can deal with our problems on our own, but the reason burdens are so heavy is because they are meant to be shared. Find a loved one, a friend, or even professional help. Help those around you help yourself. Do yourself a favor and never resort to this, that abyss is very deep and who knows what kind of foul things are at the bottom?

I know it's hesitant. It occasionally regrets it and comes back toward the bridge, but it keeps getting dangerously close to that edge, and waits for long periods of time, contemplating the jump. It hasn't been pushed over the edge yet. There is hope, we can reach this poro.

Riot, this has gone on long enough. It's time for you to take action. Send someone to help that poro. There is no reason not to. If Braum knew about this, he would go, but alas I had his number on my last phone and nobody bothers to get this guy's email. Regardless, you know what must be done.

#Save Ledge Poro

69 Comments

RiotRiot Hjarta1/12/2018, 11:03:42 PM114 votes

Hey guys!

Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention. I have personally alerted our team of technical experts (Team Poro McFluffers), the FBI, CIA, NSA, the UN and the White House. We have had top level experts work on this for hours on end to find out the reason why he is on that ledge.

Thankfully, through the hard work from Mc.Bobenstein, we have found out the reason for his placement.

Using Mc.Bobenstein's technology of Zoom, we uncovered this as the reason: https://gyazo.com/ba3882e59ee91d904f442648ef0413eb.png

Again, thank you for bringing this to our attention summoners. We will always make sure nothing happens to our Poro's as they are the backbone of League of Legends.

Cheers,

Hjarta

Lios Ashenblade1/12/2018, 8:30:05 PM52 votes

#PoroLivesMatter #NotDeWae

Velzard of Koz1/12/2018, 8:47:56 PM26 votes

The truth is it is trying to escape the explosive diabetes we enforce them to by feeding them. Oh, the horrible crimes of ARAM mains.

ChuShoe1/12/2018, 9:37:35 PM19 votes

You may have heard of Elf on the Shelf Now get ready for #Edgy on the Ledgy

Soraka is SO HOT1/12/2018, 9:37:02 PM12 votes

Ohhh Melledoneus-sama... so sensitive and caring! [sg-jinx]

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Leaf on Bush1/12/2018, 10:08:52 PM7 votes

Must ex-termi-nate all po-ros. Blitzcrank

SpecterVonBaren1/12/2018, 10:50:18 PM5 votes

Have SR's Dragon fly under the bridge and have the Poro hop onto it.

FilDaFunk1/13/2018, 12:04:34 AM5 votes

He's striking against the support item changes, maybe?

Pale Pirate1/12/2018, 10:33:38 PM4 votes

Who knows what kind of foul things are at the bottom?

The watchers, duh.

Summonah123691/13/2018, 12:11:54 AM4 votes

I hope that platform doesn't collapse.

Raven Redeemed1/12/2018, 9:43:13 PM2 votes

It may actually may be trying to prevent itself from running into the fountain to be fried by a laser over and over like all the other poros.