Your main Called you for help

I don't want anything from you. This is just a routine call to remind you that Noxus will not tolerate insubordination.

Wants me to tell her why her E doesn't do extra damage on champions no matter what since everyone in league is already toxic.

He can't reach the top shelf.

He then realizes the height implications.

"Fetch me a Beer, and some Nachos!" Me: "Sigh... Whatever oh Lord of Death." stares maliciously Me: "On it Sir of Suffering, Paladin of Pain, Master of Metal and the most vile of Iron revenants!"

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/9c/Remove_Scurvy.png/revision/latest?cb=20150707190028&format=webp

Would you mind helping me with my art? Me- Oh hell no.

Lamb wants to watch a comedy to understand emotion. Wolf just wants to eat my popcorn. All of it.

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"I need stacks"

Me: throws a cockroach on the ground in front of him

...?

Me: "The world is full them. Stack as many as you need. We both win here."

: Help me make more Lunaris!

Me : o_O

Hey, geek! This'll be a long game. Bring some lunch to the post-game lobby, would you? Make a fire. I've brought dinner. Could you groom my hair? It's such a mess... Help me fix my makeup warpaint! I need to make a good impression on Sir Garen, I'm hanging out with Lux-ahem-Lady Luxanna in an hour! I've got blood in my beard. I... I need help cleaning and tying it up again. (I'm Norwegian, vikings have a history of braiding their hair and beards.) Someone stuck a note to my back. I. Cant. Reach It. How'bout dinner at midnight and a game o'cards? (I'm a girl, dont worry homophobes/loremongers) You are the only one that appreciates my work... (Are you drinking again? Im sure somebody'll pick you again soon!)

Is hungry.

Obviously, I am running as fast as I can.

you se-

Me: yes I have an extra shovel, just return it when your done

Wants help strengthening his left arm.

When is riot releasing the next marksman? I want more! I AM HUNGRY

: I got my tail stuck in a door again ;__;

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Damn it Wu, not again. How does this keep happening?

: Doors aren't made for monkeys >.>

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : I don't see OTHER champs with tails have this problem

other line rings

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : hold on Wu I'll be right there. switches lines hello?

: SHUBA WABA MATA BANA T_T (my tail is stuck in a door)

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : OH COME ON!

needed a victim,she called asap to calm down her sadistic thirst.

Bard got a meep stuck in the toaster.

And he wants help looking for chimes.

I've been waiting for this day for years....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Help me kill GP's Men or else" Me: "Yes Ma'am" "Help me get my DJ equipment moved and we can play video games afterwards" Me: "Sweet" "Hey Punching Bag" Me: "Shit"

my soul

do these shorts make my butt look fat? Me : I'm not answering that Aw common please I need to know Me: Fine... No they doesn't. ... Me: What? Nothing... stomps off Me: ...

He's reminding me to stay out of his way.

He wants me to get him a real weapon.

Demacia needs hero's

Me: Yah about that (Runs to piltover as fast as I can).

Valor to me

Me: (Runs faster)

whee airplane Me: (I then precede to get caught and dragged to a demacian prison run by )

needs help beating demacia needs help beating lucian with his wifes soul

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Wants to prove to me that violins solve everything

: Turn on the AC..

Me: Oh hey Aatrox how's the endlessly war goi-

I'm SO upset, NOBODY understands me! They'd rather compliment !

Me: Hey man, just calm down, what happened?

M-My MASTERPIECE! They called my work a HACKJOB! ;_;

Me: There there, I'm sure they were just jealous.

Y-you're probably right. After all, I was an artist here before he was! This will be no mere massacre; this is my masterwork!"

Me: .... (after realizing he's off to kill a lot of people)

: Shurima!!! Me: Yes Emperor?

: Sand Soldier Go! Me: Wait a minute... I'm not a... oooo

WHERE DID THE FLOUR GO AND WHY ISN'T THE OVEN BEING PREHEATED?

Fetch me something to eat,this is gonna be a bloody battle! I can help if... Then i just get to dunk less. Alright.Medium rare steak,some beer and some spaghetti? No spaghetti.It's not moms so.

Attention.

"I got a bogey on my tail!" "Again? That's 10 times already!" [Takes out the fighters] "There. Now watch your back next time."

RING RING

Hello?

Bait

Again? last time i almost died tho

BAIT BAIT

Ugh Fiiiiiiine

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

She wants me to help her find the hero.

To consume me and evolve. I'll proceed to lock myself in my room and hope that he finds something else to eat.

: sits and smiles Me: Your aware that talking about bad teammates over tea only works if you can speak : Me: Crap... did it again. *hugs to make her feel better

just wants to talk about her people problems