Your main Called you for help
What does she/he wants from you?
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I don't want anything from you. This is just a routine call to remind you that Noxus will not tolerate insubordination.
Wants me to tell her why her E doesn't do extra damage on champions no matter what since everyone in league is already toxic.
He can't reach the top shelf.
He then realizes the height implications.
"Fetch me a Beer, and some Nachos!"
Me: "Sigh... Whatever oh Lord of Death."
stares maliciously
Me: "On it Sir of Suffering, Paladin of Pain, Master of Metal and the most vile of Iron revenants!"
Would you mind helping me with my art?
Me-
Oh hell no.
Lamb wants to watch a comedy to understand emotion. Wolf just wants to eat my popcorn. All of it. 
"I need stacks"
Me: throws a cockroach on the ground in front of him
...?
Me: "The world is full them. Stack as many as you need. We both win here."
Hey, geek! This'll be a long game. Bring some lunch to the post-game lobby, would you?
Make a fire. I've brought dinner.
Could you groom my hair? It's such a mess...
Help me fix my makeup warpaint! I need to make a good impression on Sir Garen, I'm hanging out with Lux-ahem-Lady Luxanna in an hour!
I've got blood in my beard. I... I need help cleaning and tying it up again. (I'm Norwegian, vikings have a history of braiding their hair and beards.)
Someone stuck a note to my back. I. Cant. Reach It.
How'bout dinner at midnight and a game o'cards? (I'm a girl, dont worry homophobes/loremongers)
You are the only one that appreciates my work... (Are you drinking again? Im sure somebody'll pick you again soon!)
: Help me make more Lunaris!
Me : o_O
you se-
Me: yes I have an extra shovel, just return it when your done
Wants help strengthening his left arm.
Is hungry.
Obviously, I am running as fast as I can. 
When is riot releasing the next marksman? I want more! I AM HUNGRY
: I got my tail stuck in a door again ;__;
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Damn it Wu, not again. How does this keep happening?
: Doors aren't made for monkeys >.>
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : I don't see OTHER champs with tails have this problem
other line rings
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : hold on Wu I'll be right there. switches lines hello?
: SHUBA WABA MATA BANA T_T (my tail is stuck in a door)
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : OH COME ON!
"Help me kill GP's Men or else"
Me: "Yes Ma'am"
"Help me get my DJ equipment moved and we can play video games afterwards"
Me: "Sweet"
"Hey Punching Bag"
Me: "Shit"
needed a victim,she called asap to calm down her sadistic thirst.
Bard got a meep stuck in the toaster.
And he wants help looking for chimes.
I've been waiting for this day for years....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
my soul
do these shorts make my butt look fat?
Me : I'm not answering that
Aw common please I need to know
Me: Fine... No they doesn't.
...
Me: What?
Nothing... stomps off
Me: ...
He's reminding me to stay out of his way.
Demacia needs hero's
Me: Yah about that (Runs to piltover as fast as I can).
Valor to me
Me: (Runs faster)
whee airplane
Me: (I then precede to get caught and dragged to a demacian prison run by 
)
He wants me to get him a real weapon.
needs help beating demacia
needs help beating lucian with his wifes soul
WHERE DID THE FLOUR GO AND WHY ISN'T THE OVEN BEING PREHEATED?
: Shurima!!!
Me: Yes Emperor?
: Sand Soldier Go!
Me: Wait a minute... I'm not a... oooo 
Wants to prove to me that violins solve everything
Me: Oh hey Aatrox how's the endlessly war goi-
I'm SO upset, NOBODY understands me! They'd rather compliment !
Me: Hey man, just calm down, what happened?
M-My MASTERPIECE! They called my work a HACKJOB! ;_;
Me: There there, I'm sure they were just jealous.
Y-you're probably right. After all, I was an artist here before he was! This will be no mere massacre; this is my masterwork!"
Me: .... (after realizing he's off to kill a lot of people)
: Turn on the AC..
To consume me and evolve. I'll proceed to lock myself in my room and hope that he finds something else to eat.
: sits and smiles
Me: Your aware that talking about bad teammates over tea only works if you can speak
:
Me: Crap... did it again. *hugs to make her feel better
just wants to talk about her people problems
Attention. 
"I got a bogey on my tail!"
"Again? That's 10 times already!" [Takes out the fighters] "There. Now watch your back next time."
Fetch me something to eat,this is gonna be a bloody battle!
I can help if...
Then i just get to dunk less.
Alright.Medium rare steak,some beer and some spaghetti?
No spaghetti.It's not moms so.
RING RING
Hello?
Bait
Again? last time i almost died tho
BAIT BAIT
Ugh Fiiiiiiine
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
She wants me to help her find the hero.