Tell me a secret...

Tell me a secret... Sometimes I try to snort lawn clippings because I miss cigars. Um... Sometimes I have adventures in my bathtub with the Demacian rubber ducky. I use my spear as a back-scratcher sometimes. I stuff crows in my shorts to fulfill my dream of flying. I restarted this conversation several times because I accidentally fell and my face went into your... um... O_O ###### Shit this thing is out of juice... maybe if I sneak out... I sometimes play rock-paper-scissors with real paper and rocks, but then my scissors win every time so it gets boring. I flirt with my reflection. That's not a secret. There are times when I try my hand at pop songs rather than rock music... WHAT?!? Karthus, how could you?!? Shu-nu cabba tobbo-ni-ni kaguda! Gnar, you... you actually... wha... starts retching I sometimes throw rocks at birds. You bastard. What? I want to see if I can hit two with one. You're an idiot. Oh, come on, you aren't mad at me, are you? Let's discuss this somewhere else. I sometimes forget I can't drink water and I try. Ok, guys... I occasionally find fleas in my beard. Balls of yarn are my weakness. Guys... My bottom teeth are dentures. I once tried to do a good deed. GUYS! I- Shut up, Rammus! ...ok... How. Could. You. Be. So. Mean? There. There. Rammus. I wasn't asking any of you. How the hell did you even find my house anyway? This is a tree branch outside of Yi's dojo, where he was hosting a party. Anyway, I wasn't asking any of you. I was asking Wukong. Wut. Yes, you. ...what? Ooh, ooh, can I tell my secret? My nether blade actually came from m- Nobody cares, Kassadin. Tough luck, buddy. She's furious. I have a lot of experience with women during these phases. ...get out. All of you, out, OUT! ##Everyone leaves ...even you, Teemo. Sh*t. Sigh Slurp AUGH! Wha-what are you still doing here? :D Mundo... :P Mundo, did you not hear me tell everyone to leave- Mundo has secret! Annoyed groan What, is it that you smash things or something? Mundo remembered something. Cool, I don't care. Mundo remember someone named "mommy." Mommy was nice. Raises an eyebrow :) Wait, what? Then Mommy was sad. Mommy told Mundo to be a good boy, then Mundo remember nothing. That's... that's so sad... Did I say that right? What? Damn it, Mundo, you were doing so great until you blew it. Wait... what?!? Mundo, I think it's time to go. You mean you made all that up?!? Slurps, then smiles Eyes glow in anger Mundo, get outta there! Huh? HEY, LITTLE PEOPLE! ARE YOU HAVING A PARTY? Agh... I suddenly feel so... tired... Passes out Uh-oh. WHAT ARE YA DOIN' ON MY PROPERTY YA DAMN OVERSIZED SKIPPING STONE?!? OK, MUNDO! NOW WE RUN! AGREED! WHOOOO! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO BE CREATIVE WITH WHERE YOU EAT FROM AND TAKE A CRAP OUT OF!

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