Give me you're best Dad joke

Bultz·9/12/2017, 11:59:39 PM·1 votes·378 views

i'll Start,

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

it got stuck in a crack!

3 Comments

Trap or a Trick9/13/2017, 12:03:46 AM1 votes

''Knock Knock'' ''Come in'' :P absolutely destroys any knock knock joke

Dancing Cow9/13/2017, 12:09:08 AM1 votes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!
[garen-swing]

Eternal Torment9/13/2017, 1:30:08 AM1 votes

Most of my dad jokes are vulgar so i can't tell them because the mods will strike me.

the one i can tell is:

What do bloods eat when they get sick?

Chicken noodle suWOOP