You randomly met your last played champion on the street.

She asks me i have seen her teddy bear. I buy her an ice cream cone and walk away praying the delicious sacrifice is enough to keep me from spontaneously combusting.

What. The. Fuck. Are you saying?

Pictures. Call all the news outlets. Aliens are real. Make bank.

I called him short... The end.

I never saw it coming...... first im walking down the alley.... next im backed into a corner surrounded by muschrooms while i hear satainic laughter penatrating my brain....... I was neverthe same again.....

are my organs safely removable?

I dunno what you mean. I don't see anyone.

Well... fuck

._.

I was transported back to this moment to type in this thread that my last played champ was Zilean. It of course won't show up on my history since it hasn't happened yet.

....I'm dead. I'm typing this from the other side.

Yeah...I don't need to know what happens.

I mistake him for the rock formation in the park nearby, before getting knocked back to my house...

Join the glorious Evolution!

Well...if you put it like that, I guess I have no choice.

Nasus he stacks his q on me that was a sad story :(

Personal Log, Day 3

I've secluded myself in the nearby forest. I've tried everything I can think of to mask my scent, but I'm not sure if it's enough. I can only hope and pray that the Blood Hunter hasn't caught my scent.

Wait, what was that howl?

Whats your definition of meeting? Does it count if one person falls from the sky to stomp your lights out?

UNDER THE SEA.. UNDER THE SEA... SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING YOU AND ME!MUSIC anywho I would prob try and get a oxygen tank because I couldnt handle her... wave. badum tiss.

OH GOD NO I'LL BE EVISCERATED THEN MAULED THEN...

Oh, never mind. It's just Lux.

I hang out with an awesome girl and get to play with Val! :)

Inivte her home and play Trombone/Tuba/Guitar/Piano/Ocarina while she plays her Guzheng/Etwahl :3 win/win

I would thank him for his help in saving Bilgewater. lol

Traps me in a net and sells me on the australian black market.

!!!

Me:OMIGOSH wukong!!!!!

What do you think of the theory that mankind evolved from apes/monkeys? Have you seen the film Planet of the Apes? DO YOU LIKE BANANAS??? Is your staff made of Bamboo??? Have you actually threw your..er you know what? If you do like bananas could I convince you to sit with me at a table at the nearest cafe and ask you more (stupid?)questions and hear stories from you?

decoy then leaves me and he never heard my questions.

I'm sent to Gitmo for "questioning" based on allegations of colluding with terrorists. Thx Ziggs. gg.

As i'm walking home with a new copy of assassins creed, shows up and asks if he could play.

He then stabs me and takes the game.

Well.... this could go one of two ways .....one of which I like the other one i get the feeling wont be quite as pleasant.

Facial reconstruction surgery following a coma.

i die.. but worth it

soo

a pleasant discussion I guess?

We talk philosophy and martial principles for a couple hours, I come away humbled before the only "Master" I've ever met who has A: actual combat experience, and B: much less of that arrogant "my teachings are better than anyone else's" attitude.

Spits poison at my face and petrifies me in the most agonizing position before taking me to be one of her many garden decorations.

"You belong in a museum!"

I met an angel and i was taught about the afterlife, you do not want to be taught about the afterlife!

I saw the other day on the street. He was looking for a new weapon.

Guy casually walking down the street in a massive suit

Welp, time to die to Doge

Can I pets you if I gives you the cheese? =3

I've met a spider yesterday lol

Hmm for that question, I'd let her build webs in my bedroom :)

She said something like Dark should fear me and then killed me?

We have a nice little discussion about Shuriman history that slowly morphs into a discussion about history constantly repeating itself.

I seriously hope no sewers are nearby

"Look behind you."

The guy will shoot me and loot my dead body :\

She would stab me.

Umm... not so much as on the street per se, but more of flying around the street or being blown away in a monsoon/tornado.

destroy all life