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Boss: ,,Hey, balance minions, we're releasing champ with possibility of having every single yet released and to be released ult and you have to balance out his numbers so he's not broken or weak." Balance Minion: ,,Haha, nice one boss, but it's not April Fool's yet... Boss? BOSS? Why are you laughing evily?!"
Looks like I’m learning Elise again
will his win ratio even matter lol
Said it before, I'll say it again; What is necessarily unique and new, isn't necessarily healthy.
An AP bruiser stealing a Malphite ultimate is going to be vile, pure vile. Sylas top lane against a Teemo or Yorick is going to be vile. Sylas support stealing literally any support ultimate that are game changing on their own (Imagine Morgana, Pyke, Sona, Janna, Lulu, Zyra, Rakan or Soraka) is going to be vile.
He will be a must ban champion, because he'll eliminate 70-80% of the roster that are WAY too risky to pick into him. When Nidalee, Udyr, Darius, Jayce and Elise are going to be safe picks against Sylas... LMAO.
If he's going to be stealing ultimates, Sylas should also be stealing stats. If he's going to have my Lulu ult, he should at least be as squishy as I am for 10 seconds.
That's hot. I'll fit something in him alright.
I'm angry that this amused me.
Well, I checked at the right time.
Design Team dumps new bullshit in the office
Balance teams looks at the design team and then at all the angry players
Balance Team: "Well... This is our life now"
Pretty much every season.
Maybe if we stop pouring money into the game, they will notice something is going on and listen to us?