So I'm running in my classic role, the 100 meter dash

I had just finished building my adaptive helm on my specially made lane, full MR Syndra inhibitor. I was walking my champion, Eve at the time, to lane, when out from the bowels of the darkest depths of hell itself, Hannibal Lecter jumps out a bush, uses the karate chop action, and one shots me. I didn't even have time to pop my Ohmwrecker. So I'm sittin there, suckin down lemonade, thinking to myself, why don't I have a pretty wife? I'm tall, I have a job, I work out for 40 minutes a day, I'm clearly a specimen. I'm a Jayce ass lookin dude, I have over 10 videos. So what I'm tryin to say here, is then I fell asleep.

And then there was a big flash of light. Thats about it.

Also, my coat got stolen at West Binderston Street last mornight, if someone see's my socks, email me at [email protected]