Did you know: most void creatures got their names from ancient shuriman

abdul569·8/10/2017, 3:28:59 PM·20 votes·718 views

Sivir : Is this true, ancestor? Azir : The shuriman lands was vast. As a result, our great language has influenced many things. Sivir : Oh that's interesting. Mind if you give me a lesson on their meanings? Azir : Of course, my dear. Sivir : Ok. What does Chogath mean? Azir : It's simple shuriman meaning 'NomNomNom Monster' Sivir : Errr...(wtf?)..moving on then. How aboutKhazix Khazix : Slicy Bug Sivir: ...Velkoz? Azir: Flying eyeball Sivir : I guess it can't get any worse...What about KogMaw ? Azir : Vomit Dog Sivir : It got worse. might as well finish the lot. Translate RekSai Azir : Queen Nope Sivir : That doesn't sound half bad, I guess Azir : And their kind, Xer'Sai, means Dirt Nope Sivir : Of course they did*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*

Meanwhile in the Void

summoner 31 : Master, why must we go to war with that other world? summoner 30 : It's because they insult us with their names. It is a disgrace to our kind that cannot be overlooked no further summoner 31 : You are right! Come brothers and Sisters and we will invade the wrong doers who shame our glorious names! Thank you, master. RekSai Khazix Chogath KogMaw Velkoz cheering and clicking noises summoner 30 : One more thing. Call me Snowballs, because my fur is white like snow. summoner 31 : Of course, master Snowballs.

9 Comments

HalcyonDweller8/10/2017, 3:54:25 PM2 votes

"Fluffles you sly bastard!"

Epicurus8/11/2017, 3:13:18 AM2 votes

So what does "Malzahar" mean? And what does "ZZ'rot" mean?

Kairoptra8/11/2017, 1:36:19 AM1 votes

KogMaw Terror coming... daddy coming!

Stars Shaper8/11/2017, 10:48:24 AM1 votes

Can't upvote enough xD

Chembaron Yamada8/12/2017, 10:34:38 PM1 votes

That was hilarious. xD