Did you know: most void creatures got their names from ancient shuriman
: Is this true, ancestor?
: The shuriman lands was vast. As a result, our great language has influenced many things.
: Oh that's interesting. Mind if you give me a lesson on their meanings?
: Of course, my dear.
: Ok. What does
mean?
: It's simple shuriman meaning 'NomNomNom Monster'
: Errr...(wtf?)..moving on then. How about
: Slicy Bug
: ...
?
: Flying eyeball
: I guess it can't get any worse...What about
?
: Vomit Dog
: It got worse. might as well finish the lot. Translate
: Queen Nope
: That doesn't sound half bad, I guess
: And their kind, Xer'Sai, means Dirt Nope
: Of course they did*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*
Meanwhile in the Void
: Master, why must we go to war with that other world?
: It's because they insult us with their names. It is a disgrace to our kind that cannot be overlooked no further
: You are right! Come brothers and Sisters and we will invade the wrong doers who shame our glorious names! Thank you, master.
cheering and clicking noises
: One more thing. Call me Snowballs, because my fur is white like snow.
: Of course, master Snowballs.