Year in review: lets collect the "flavour text" for every champion in the game!
As someone else did this last year, I want to get an overview for this year as well!!! Can you guys help me?! Would be fun [galio-happy]
For my main:
Always a good time to get a chime
Every masterpiece needs a maestro
Let those feathers fly
On my friends account:
Forever dunking their winrate.
Boots can’t save them. This snake lady dealt the most CC last year.
Who fed Tahm Kench?
You could only have been more effective if you swapped cupcakes with donuts.
They can flame you, they can ban you. But Yasuo is still the most played champion of 2018.
Stabby tabby.
May I have a moment of your time to talk of Shurima?
When the world gives you hell, you become the devil.
Who needs an ADC when you can just carry?
deaaattththhh
More skins? Yeah, you definitely deserve more.
You’re the realest in the game, uh.
Don’t milk those.
When you invite everyone to your gank, but no one shows. Q.Q
The one champion who definitely lays eggs.
Burning is a great smell to play with.
Cross map arrows. So satisfying.
Twinkle twinkle gigantic thundering voluminous star.
Hook city.
When the going gets tough, they call you.
There’s not a lot you can’t solve by slicing and dicing your enemies.
Why are we yelling?!
Looks like somebody’s all spooled up!
We know. You’re the real eclipse god.
You know you’re not a real doctor, right?
I’m sure this isn’t a surprise, but Draven earned more gold than any other champ last year.
We all want to rewind mistakes, but maining Ekko wasn’t one.
I spy a squishy about to die.
You can hear it in my growl growl growl growl.
You you you you you belong in a muse museu mus museum.
I think you scared them.
That wasn’t even a challenge.
That’s a lot of time on the troll pole.
Nice job. They hit rock bottom.
More oranges?
Not a mage. Giant falling sword is pure coincidence.
demaglioooooo
Throw keg. Repeat 4000 times.
Puts on sunglasses. Shells out damage.
Gotta go fast!
Pythagoras is on a strict diet of fear and scuttle crabs, but Bitey requires quite a lot more food per day. Turret Jr. is the weakest of them all but I hypothesize when they are fully grown we can successfully replace all turrets with dragons.
Don’t you love when they hug towers?
Stunning combos.
DAAAAIIIISSSSSYYYYYYYY
Escaping is a breeze. Janna spent more time alive than any other champion last year.
You’re still helping.
The real weapon was inside you all along.
You don’t always use E to farm. Just during ganks.
Looved all the explosions! Only things missing were more explosions.
Voidspotting > Vaynespotting
They used to adventure but they took a spear to the knee, heart, head, body, leg...
It 
You were Karthus before it was cool.
Shhhhhhh.
Go hard or go home. Katarina spent the least time alive last year.
aaaaand ult.
A scythe never looked so good. In blue OR red!
Shocking performance. They were totally stunned.
poke poke
That’s the thing about eternal hunting, the winning doesn’t stop either.
DUN DUN DUN DUN
Slime time! Kog’Maw got 2nd place for most gold per game.
You made them see double.
If you miss a Q but can’t see it... did you actually miss it?
They could never douse your light.
The actual ice queen. Nice work.
Behind every good support is their Pix and purple.
The lady of light spent more time in ARAM than any other champ last year.
You rocked the house.
Counter And Nuke Champions Every R
saplings!
Unstoppable! Master Yi had the most kills snd multi kills last year.
Payback is a goddess. Miss Fortune got 2nd place for most kills last year.
Thank you for playing Mordekaiser. Truly.
You never show mercy. Not to enemies, not to bread.
Pouring salt on enemies pays off. Nami got the most honors last year.
No, they don’t need you. Just keep farming.
This time, your enemies drowned.
One does not simply dodge your spear.
DARKKKKKNESSSSSSS
Team: Report Nunu. You: Don’t forget Willump.
Draven’t got nothing on you.
Orianna finished her performance with a glorious five-man ult. Victorious indeed.
When your team upgrades the wrong item...
Your enemies did not enjoy that.
Come at me.
Go ahead and ks. No one minds.
Fly fast. Zoom zoom whole map.
Stupendous! Surreal! Magnificent!
OK
Gently chomps enemies.
Who cares about Nasus? You dealt tons of damage.
Flashes mastery.
Hot-hot-hot! Rumble’s the most picked top laner in Worlds history.
Out of mana? AA.
You really went hog wild this year.
You made their LP disappear.
Shen saves carry. Gives double. Team: where’s your ult?
You can take down anything except six Wit’s Ends.
Quit leading us on.
Do your thing, Sion. Your team is fine.
Have you considered a career in pizza delivery? Or cosplay?
Why are we standing on these things?
Sona song: QQWQQEQQWQQR
WEE-OOO, WEE-OOO. Soraka healed more than any champion last year.
Noxus is proud.
You dropped the ball just right.
Rock salt fairy.
TalON = death. TalOFF = death.
Give ’em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
Don’t listen to everyone. We like Teemo, too.
Vision is the best soul food. Thresh placed the most wards last year.
Rocket jumping out is only okay once you’ve got the penta.
They fed the troll.
Solve all problems with brute force.
You played your cards right.
What stinks? Oh, it’s you.
Open all the gates.
K/DA Urgot???
It takes two to dance with death. Wait, no, three.
You’re reeeeeeaaaaallly good.
You’re the baddest Bandle boy of all.
Yes, I’m buying support items. *crosses tentacles*
Punch first. Actually, punch always.
Thanks for leading the glorious evolution.
You did bloody good, mate.
Because puns aren’t the only thing that go over your head.
My, what big ganks you have.
WOOOOOO Kong
FROM DOWNTOWN.
Xin Zhao is so OP just choose a skin and win.
There are dozens of us!
The secret weapon.
WHAT WAS THAT?! Zed had the most kills per game of any champion last year.
The only good enemy is an exploding enemy.
You probably saw this one coming.
Bubble down on your zzz’s.
Every rose has its thorn. You have a lot of them.
