Ok Pun Masters, Here is a real challenge...

Point of the game: You have to fit as many champion name puns in ONE COMPLETE, GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT, SENTENCE.

Rules:

1. No using names for names. (example: a boyfriend named )
2. The sentence has to be grammatically correct. No run on sentences.
3. The sentence does not need to make sense.
4. GL HF!

Here is mine:

The ted told a new story about the ly ed lady with a ly new br, a ly sized , and a al pet seed muffin with a .

TOTAL PUN COUNT: 12