Complete the Statement: If I had a dollar for evertime someone (...) Id have/be (...)

Hi Riot Community, sorry for the late post, will try to be more regular. As the title suggests, put a word in the (...) brackets and post FULL answer. Try to be funny :)

e.g. If I had a dollar for every time someone acted like a child and pouted in-game, Id have all of Riots skins Av3nger77