The Thought-Process of a Tryhard translated for Intellectuals

##"The champion/class/role mine erstwhile opponent is playing requires so little skill that lesser primates can, and often do, succeed at such a task. As for the great and mighty being I am, I only play a healthy and balanced champion/class/role that requires true erudition, nay, enlightenment to so much as cast a passing glance upon lest they be dumbfounded. This particular champion/class/role I have thoroughly mastered. If they defeat me in a duel, it is certainly not because they played better than me for such an act is impossible for mere mortals to accomplish, surely, the fault is that their champion/class/role is stage 8 cancer and atrociously overpowered and vile all thanks to Riot Games' balance team of amoeba. I must now requiem from this ruined husk of a game and make with all due haste to the Official League of Legends Gameplay boards (or if I would sooner not argue my reasoning, General Discussion) to make known such an unholy offense so that Riot Games will amend such a horrid champion/class/role. I need no argument or logic for such a demand of permanently erasing a champion/class/role from League of Legends for I am an all-powerful deity and none shall dare question my authority (but perhaps I might feel particularly merciful and order the champion/class/role to be quashed under torrent of nerf in lieu of entirely deleting them)."

The original text in its untranslated and unabridged form reads: https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance