So here I am, it's League time baby, crackin out my classic ass lane, Road Hog support

ME UNGA ME SMASH·6/3/2017, 1:09:24 AM·1 votes·159 views

I'm walking in the enemy jg lvl one, lookin to snag me a block of provolone, when all of the bloody sudden, 10 tons of tenuous TNT take my tush topside, and one shot me. Now, I know, I know, I KNOW what you're thinkin, I'm good like that, "But Mike, can you feel the sunshine, does it brighten up your day? Don't you feel that sometimes, you just need to run away?" That's a matter of whether I was playing hacky sack at sunrise or runnin it down mid at Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh noon. What I don't understand, is when I'm tryina suck a zebra's dyuck, suckin down lemonade, is where is the best place to ward. So what I'm tryin to get at here, is when does the superbowl start? I'm routing for the Detroit Seabears this time around, so I wanna make sure it's not during my Sunday tea time.

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ME UNGA ME SMASH6/3/2017, 1:10:18 AM1 votes

I found my socks, they were hiding underneath my Grandma's house.

Escheton6/3/2017, 1:12:08 AM1 votes

I liked it. Semi-random sensible stream of thought you can follow and be lost by at the same time. Nice.