How to be a Noob 101

VersaceRainGod·11/12/2014, 12:14:42 AM·5 votes·1,394 views

Are you too good at LoL? Do you get tired of having so many victories? Then you've come to the right place.Today I want to teach you how to play like a noob. First off, what is a noob? A noob is someone that is generally new to LoL and Moba games in general. As such, they often don't know what they're doing and screw it up for everyone. We've all been there before. But now you want to go back to those days. Back to the mistakes and losses. So here it is, the noob guide to LoL.

  1. FEED. I can't stress this enough. No matter how strong your champ is, you always want your opponent to be so much stronger. Die to them at least ten times in a row. To the point where you are 4 levels behind and they can 1v5 your whole team.

  2. Tier 1 runes only. Be as weak as possible. Energy runes only. Don't even think about Masteries.

  3. Get Revive. You want to die and get back into the action. Get smite too if you aren't jungling.

  4. Don't buy wards. Vision of the enemy team doesn't matter. Who needs ganks?

  5. Only build item 3056. And buy it all at once. Recipes are for winners.

That's all for now folks. If you want more, you'll have to buy my book priced at a fair $37.03. It includes full guides for every champ and video of the top ten noobest games of all time. Order now an I'll also include a item 3342.

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3 Comments

LUCIFERS RITUAL11/12/2014, 1:00:15 AM1 votes

claps Where the hell do I buy this book? Lol!!!!!!!

HeadHonchkrow11/12/2014, 8:41:10 AM1 votes

lol

PentaWatt11/12/2014, 11:19:46 PM1 votes

Remember kids towers are your friend. Always walk under the enemy turret(s) when the enemy's are around.

Do what Amumu does give em' a hug.