Be forced to sing a high pitched pop song infront of millions televised to the entire world and once your done step on a lego then trip onto a nuclear detonation button and get punched in the face by John fucking Cena wearing brass knuckles or Have to use the league of legends gameplay boards for one day.
Personally, I'd chose the first one.
Hmm, I am very conflicted. On one hand, you are using obvious hyperbole to make a point and make it somewhat humorous in the process.
On the other hand, I almost feel like you went a bit too far and created a buffer overflow of hyperbole. If you had just stuck to the "Be forced to sing a high pitched pop song in front of millions televised to the entire world," then I probably would have instantly upvoted because it is hyperbole, but with somewhat grounded in reality and almost presents me with an actual choice. Then you had to go into nuclear detonation, and that kinda blew (hehe) things overboard.
Then again, I'm not sure who John is, and I don't know who Cena is, and I really don't know why the two are fucking, or how much it would hurt to be punched by John with a Brass Knuckle while he is fucking Cena. It would hurt, but I cannot imagine it would be easy for John while he is in such an awkward position.
Finally, you had to go with the Lego brick route. Never go the Lego brick route unless you are picking the other choice. Lego Brick torturer was banned by the Geneva Convention for how inhumane it was. If I had to choice the genocide of millions of people from nuclear detonation, or stepping on a Lego brick, well then. There would be another inhabitable place on Earth for another 10,000 years or so.
All in all, I understand where you are coming from, and I appreciate it, but in my opinion, you flew too close to the sun and you got burned. -1
I physically can't sing high pitch as it comes out as a weak wheeze-type lack of noise and I actually monitor gameplay because I enjoy sifting for the actually gameplay question threads (which are far and few) so I can help people out.
But the gameplay section is 10/10 aids so ya.
How would I know it's John Cena?
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Game play Boards for a Day. I'd just not use the boards for that day [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Let's just rename the Gameplay boards into "Yasuo Circlejerk Area" for one day and I'll call it a day.
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I would do the pop song for every day yasuo was removed from the game. In a dress. as a male.
