Rules of League of Legends
Rule #1. Don't chase Singed
Rule #2. Don't push lane without vision
Rule #3. If your teammate pinged MIA and you still died, it is automatically your fault unless any of the following conditions are met: -They pinged too late for you to react -They followed their enemy laner and didn't try to help in a way that would prevent unnecessary death/turret loss -The jungler was there and didn't try to help in a way that would prevent unnecessary death/turret loss
Rule #4. If you push without vision and get ganked for it, it is automatically your fault
Rule #5. Don't face check unless necessary and/or if you have a relatively easy avenue of escape
Rule #6. Acknowledge that certain champions (including, but not limited to, Nasus, Veigar, and Gangplank) don't need to get fed to murder your face
Rule #7. Don't chase every kill, especially if you could be doing something else that will be more productive, such as pushing lane or helping with an epic monster
Rule #8. If you have at least one inhibitor turret down, always keep one eye on your base and be prepared to back if you see someone pushing
Rule #9. Don't tunnel
Rule #10. Keep epic monster pits warded often
Rule #11. Soloing an epic monster early game is not a good idea most of the time
Rule #12. Unless you plan on baiting the enemy team, it's probably not a good idea to try to kill an epic monster if any of the following conditions are met: -You don't know where the enemy team is with the majority of them alive -You don't have vision with the majority of the enemy team alive -Your jungler isn't alive/with you and you don't have any reliable burst to finish it off the way smite would with any of the enemy team alive -You are too low -The majority of your team is against it; they most likely have pretty good reasons -The jungler is against it; they most likely know what they're talking about better than you do, with exceptions of course being if you play jungle relatively often or if none of the above conditions are met
Rule #13. Turrets are almost always top priority
Rule #14. Check if your teammate was low/oom or if you just picked a stupid fight before flaming them for not helping
Rule #15. You are not entitled to jungle camps
Rule #16. You are not entitled to ganks
Rule #17. You are always at the very least partially at fault for your low winrate
Rule #18. Pay attention to your team's comp before you ban
Rule #19a. Always double-check your runes, masteries, and summs in champ select
Rule #19b. Don't be afraid to call out somebody's summs if they don't look like what somebody would normally bring in that role
Rule #20. Spam mastery as often as possible
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