Twitch is Unhealthy

Basic attacks that deal little true damage to enemy champs, increase by 1 per 4 levels, grants stealth and gain Attack speed from it, grants slows to additional champs, adding his passive to it, deals SUPER DUPER dmg to all champs every stack, then grants bonus AD and one-shots people from the distance.

And the people that play him say he needs to eat some real cheese and get out and exercise and make good choices in life.

I'm so glad I will sleep easily tonight, because really I don't want to be a rat.