What if champions have a mind of their own in-game?

: My tongue's getting tired of citrus flavor. Can I switch to Mountain Dew or-

(spams W).

: Please stahp...

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E.

: Sir?

E.

: ...sir?

E.

: May I-

E.

: ..fucking ask-

E.

: ...do you know what the fuck you're doi-

An ally has been slain.

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: Sir, my HP is too low. Permission to reca-

(spams W on wounded ally)

: ...or just give me a noose, that would be nice too.

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_ (Flashes into enemy team for dat sweet LCS-stun ult. Realizes ult is still on cd & getting hammered instead)_.

: Why are you doing this to me?