"I just sit at this one spot. Press EWQ, and hope I overdamage him lol"
"QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ. And kids, this is how I got a pentakill."
"Let's just say I needed a new mouse every week..."
well I mean technically....
Most brain dead champion ever. He deals most of his damage just by standing there.
######It's a joke don't atomise me.
Yesterday I taught my 3yo nephew how to draw circles on the computer. Today I let him play Urgot, he got first blood.
"I stand on you and spam Q and hope I win. Occasionally I'll push R to make sure I win."
https://image.ibb.co/jGKTRS/velkoz.jpg
######I apologize for the rushed low quality paint editing
Throw a Q, hope it hits. Throw a Q, hope it hits. Throw an R onto a cluster fuck and hope it kills.
Follow the red line and spam every button on your keyboard using your forehead until whatever's at the end of it dies.
all u have to do is afk bc youre useless anyways :DDDD
My face hurts
"QWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWEQWE R QWEQWEQWEQWE"
(mid): Press w on cooldown until level 6, press e if ganked. Level six press e, walk face first into your opponent's kit, press RQW ignite. Repeat on R cooldown.
auto pilot.
Literally has no brain
the definition of "retarded gameplay"
the definition of "retarded gameplay", second version
PRESS R RIGHT CLICK IMMUNED TO CC LOL BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
champion for cowards
you dense motherf*cker, what's the point of your existence ?
E W Q R
PENTAKILL
: "HEEEEEEY YEEEEE, YE,YE,YE, HEEEEEEY, YE, YE, I SAID HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Okay kids, if you haven't heard of Nagakabouros I'll beat the shit out of you with my E and then R combo, with me ending your whole existence with the absolute decimation of my W key.
Pokey healy, and tsunami
: Doesn't even need to use abilities to oneshot you.
W R W R W R W R W R
Don't even have to fucking think about ganking. Just press R lul
As a Riven mean, your "QQQQQ" tilts me.
It should be the quacka combo.
is pretty chill, just have to R and let your team do all the work, maybe W sometimes and you don't even have to shout "freeze" to make enemies stop.
Ba dum tss.
######....I´ll show myself out.
i punch all my problems
i run out of problems quickly
oh sorry i meant the enemy team. i punch the enemy team away and they all die instantly.
: stupid champ just stands there and is invincible, permastun bs, never dies so stupid rito plz.
break your Q button she wont get off me stupid champ rito plz she heals for so much
he does so much damage and is so tanky it's not like I can kite him or anything rito plz
he's invisible and so are his boxes his slow is so annoying rito plz
she heals for so much rito plz
from the perspective of someone calling a champ braindead ^^
Help me out here 
"FOUR!"
I need precision on my pokes until I can all-in them on a Mega Jump.
Need to bob and weave to poke down until I can pull people into my turrets.
I was made for this
Pukes excitedly in your direction
qqqqqqqqqqqqqqq Oh look I won.
I once farmed until the enemy's first inhibitor tower went down.
Shug nug ruff English tugo (I can't even speak English)
Q - R.... are there any other keys needed to play this game?
afk farm
(dark harvest) (brush), need i say more
W, W, W , W , E, R, UUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! ded.
Walk into teamfight, die, press R, get penta.
- R.
