A couple for me would be:
- she might be crazy AF, but hey, the kinky sex is REALLY good
: What's that? I made a mistake? Oh, lemme get my roommate to fix it.
literally travels through the cosmos to save me
infinite beer
he'll be my friend no matter what i do
aww... how could you not wanna be rommates with this adorable little... *get's blown up by a burst of dark matter.
my drug dealer
Yo I heard you didn't like this Drax guy. Ima be back in 5 minutes.
5 minutes later
Alright I got us 2 new passports and identity cards. If the police interrogate us then we GTFO.
Hello human friend. I heard you liked this female of your species. Let me just get her over here.
Hooks
Hello female. My friend would like to engage in coitus.
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yummy baked goods
+bananas
+orange juice
+milk
I like to think of it as "The Breakfast Club"
With him you will never have lack of veggies at home
Best:
I dont think i need explain this one...
just seems like a great roommate for some reason
bakes you stuff
See Ahri
See Ahri and Janna
All you have to do is like worship her or something and see Ahri Janna and Leblanc
i doubt you will be getting robbed, like ever.
Worst:
sets everything on fire
knows where you live... yeah
tracks sand all over
Makes the place stupidly cold (probably)
Nonstop void creature summoning
watches you sleep for his "studies"
leaves boxes in front of your door, screams "the jokes on you" and runs
VERY VERY likely to get you arrested for arms possession.
Screws you over in every activity you do
IMM-OR-TA-LI-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Every time there is some "Champion living with you post" there's always those people who think about sex... Really helping the image of gamers.
She seems pretty laid back and understanding.
Seems like a bro, would probably bring home a lot of ladies though, to Karma's annoyance; lots of sexual innuendos too.
Well. All I have to do is tell her someone insulted my honor and she'd kill them in a duel basically, she seems like a decent person as well. lol.
Having a bad day? Dont worry he left three pick me ups for you already Always have company with his meeps Late for class? no worries, magical journey Get two people together and his jokes are stunning, one person though he seems kinda SLOW. He really warms up in a crowd. And he always wants to go on relaxing walks
Bard is the closest thing to a fantasy crush i have. Only problem is that DiCaprio himself and Morgan Freeman's voice actually exist...
So I could hook up with her and get her back for screwing me so much in game.
Would be the best bro/wingman ever.
Yeah yeah, I know. Another sex-related one. But thick french accents just really freakin' trigger me.
See Braum.
-Because Riven, plus she has a giant sword for when someone gets on my nerves.
-Most chill guys out there.(Get it? Braum? Chill?)
-Probably wouldn't end well, but at least it would be exciting.
I feel he would never be home.
Bard the Bro of the universe
seems like a cool dude
I CAN RIDE TO CLASS ON A FRICKIN GHOST HORSE
meow :3
Makes the room super cold (I love the cold, Colorado is best state)
cute void puppy
that one hippie/pothead friend
would be... fun
Don't get me wrong, I like fairy tales.
he is pretty cool i get free protection i'll be the safest person on the world he has the strength to punch through mountain and plus he is sexy there won't be much sleeping with me and him....
she will make me immortal and i will never get sick and she is pretty cute waifu material
she hot and me and her will take over the world i shall be her ice king!
& 
they come as two so we have a hot three way....plus they must be awesome at parties and they will kill who ever i hate
he is just the cutest thing out there and we can take over the world
well at least me and him will spend a life of crime then run away when we have enough money to live out the rest of our lives as kings
since he can teleport i won't spend a dime at the airports
Out of the two of us, she'd probably be the more social one
She'd make a profit by teaching me to play the piano. I'm pretty sure she knows how to play that one, as well as the etwahl.
best....guard dog...evar!
Braum is always there for you.
insert joke about cops and handcuffs, yadda yadda
SO FLUFFY!!!! AND NOW I'M DEAD.
, because reasons.
< Initially a bad decision till you realize he can eat those jehovah's witnesses and debt collectors. Then the fact he can take you anywhere you need to go. No gas, no traffic, and car maintenance. All you need to do is keep him well fed so he doesn't come after you for his next meal O_o (think little shop of horrors, except with a big catfish monster)
Again, free air conditioning.
DJ
Because of the music, gosh, what were YOU thinking?
