A couple for me would be:
- she might be crazy AF, but hey, the kinky sex is REALLY good
: What's that? I made a mistake? Oh, lemme get my roommate to fix it.
literally travels through the cosmos to save me
infinite beer
he'll be my friend no matter what i do
aww... how could you not wanna be rommates with this adorable little... *get's blown up by a burst of dark matter.
my drug dealer
Starfish H8 votes
Yo I heard you didn't like this Drax guy. Ima be back in 5 minutes.
5 minutes later
Alright I got us 2 new passports and identity cards. If the police interrogate us then we GTFO.
Hello human friend. I heard you liked this female of your species. Let me just get her over here.
Hooks
Hello female. My friend would like to engage in coitus.
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5 minutes later
Hooks
coitus?
warpenguin5551 votescoitus?
sex
Chatillon1 votesIt is a discussion, a debate of sorts.
There is a lot of back and forth.
self fives
Decrit4 votes
With him you will never have lack of veggies at home
BeatinWarDrumz1 votes
#StillWaiting...
Bottom Laner3 votes{{summoner:2}} "Why are you looking at me like that bro? I've paid rent already."
"..."
+6
Bottom Laner4 votes
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yummy baked goods
+bananas
+orange juice
+milk
I like to think of it as "The Breakfast Club"
MrryZ3 votesEvery time there is some "Champion living with you post" there's always those people who think about sex... Really helping the image of gamers.
Bottom Laner17 votes Seductive chiming noises
Keevalroy1 votesThis may come as a surprise to you - you should probably sit down for this, but this is in fact a fantasy game. And in a fantasy game, there are fantasy events.
kile1471 votesHonestly thinking about sex is not what hurts gamers' image. General objectification of women is bad, but right now is the rampant sexism towards women in gaming is the worst part of it. The GamerGate movement targeting women probably set back the image of gamers farther than anything else.
MrryZ1 votesHonestly thinking about sex is not what hurts gamers' image. General objectification of women is bad, but right now is the rampant sexism towards women in gaming is the worst part of it. The GamerGate movement targeting women probably set back the image of gamers farther than anything else.
I was commenting on the general stereotype of gamers being lonely people who can't pick up a girlfriend so fantasize about what they would do with a character from a game if they were real, but the point you make is valid.
Chatillon1 voteswrote a paper on this actually. Made me sad because strong female protagonists are not really a thing
Bârd1 votes
prepare your donger
warpenguin5553 votesBest:
I dont think i need explain this one...
just seems like a great roommate for some reason
bakes you stuff
See Ahri
See Ahri and Janna
All you have to do is like worship her or something and see Ahri Janna and Leblanc
i doubt you will be getting robbed, like ever.
Worst:
sets everything on fire
knows where you live... yeah
tracks sand all over
Makes the place stupidly cold (probably)
Nonstop void creature summoning
watches you sleep for his "studies"
leaves boxes in front of your door, screams "the jokes on you" and runs
VERY VERY likely to get you arrested for arms possession.
Screws you over in every activity you do
AII HaiI LeIouch3 votes
IMM-OR-TA-LI-TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Twiggles2 votes Would be the best bro/wingman ever.
Yeah yeah, I know. Another sex-related one. But thick french accents just really freakin' trigger me.
See Braum.
OverpoweredSoap2 votes
She seems pretty laid back and understanding.
Seems like a bro, would probably bring home a lot of ladies though, to Karma's annoyance; lots of sexual innuendos too.
Well. All I have to do is tell her someone insulted my honor and she'd kill them in a duel basically, she seems like a decent person as well. lol.
Chatillon2 votes
Having a bad day? Dont worry he left three pick me ups for you already Always have company with his meeps Late for class? no worries, magical journey Get two people together and his jokes are stunning, one person though he seems kinda SLOW. He really warms up in a crowd. And he always wants to go on relaxing walks
Bard is the closest thing to a fantasy crush i have. Only problem is that DiCaprio himself and Morgan Freeman's voice actually exist...
Lugg2 votes
So I could hook up with her and get her back for screwing me so much in game.
KingWanahakalugi1 votesBurst out laughing in the office...Well played sir, well played.
Brockinroll1 votesBard the Bro of the universe
Chatillon2 votes astral noises
Ionian1 votes would be... fun
Stars Shaper1 votes
Don't get me wrong, I like fairy tales.
CasterGilgamesh1 votes he is pretty cool i get free protection i'll be the safest person on the world he has the strength to punch through mountain and plus he is sexy there won't be much sleeping with me and him....
she will make me immortal and i will never get sick and she is pretty cute waifu material
she hot and me and her will take over the world i shall be her ice king!
& 
they come as two so we have a hot three way....plus they must be awesome at parties and they will kill who ever i hate
he is just the cutest thing out there and we can take over the world
well at least me and him will spend a life of crime then run away when we have enough money to live out the rest of our lives as kings
since he can teleport i won't spend a dime at the airports
TheFancySkeleton1 votesLiss? Hot?! Is she not frozen?!
CasterGilgamesh1 votesoh i yah she is pretty cool :) i missed that pun
Kitty Darkstar1 votes
Out of the two of us, she'd probably be the more social one
She'd make a profit by teaching me to play the piano. I'm pretty sure she knows how to play that one, as well as the etwahl.
Epic Murph1 votes
best....guard dog...evar!
StoppedDig796051 votes Adorable void sounds :3
Dryditch1 votes Braum is always there for you.
insert joke about cops and handcuffs, yadda yadda
SO FLUFFY!!!! AND NOW I'M DEAD.
Kat Head1 votes , because reasons.
Blue Moon Wolf1 votes
< Initially a bad decision till you realize he can eat those jehovah's witnesses and debt collectors. Then the fact he can take you anywhere you need to go. No gas, no traffic, and car maintenance. All you need to do is keep him well fed so he doesn't come after you for his next meal O_o (think little shop of horrors, except with a big catfish monster)
Boxpencil1 votes
Again, free air conditioning.
Bârd1 votesDJ
Because of the music, gosh, what were YOU thinking?
Pontifex Ph0enix1 votes -Because Riven, plus she has a giant sword for when someone gets on my nerves.
-Most chill guys out there.(Get it? Braum? Chill?)
-Probably wouldn't end well, but at least it would be exciting.
Kowagatte1 votes
I feel he would never be home.
StoppedDig796051 votes
seems like a cool dude
I CAN RIDE TO CLASS ON A FRICKIN GHOST HORSE
meow :3
Makes the room super cold (I love the cold, Colorado is best state)
cute void puppy
that one hippie/pothead friend