Share a Your so Salty jokes

You're so salty Malphite thinks of you as one of his kind.

You're so salty, you make the Atlantic look sweet.

http://i.imgur.com/pdZFiYm.gif

R u an ocean? Because you're salty.

Mine's really simple.

'Want some fries with that salt?'

i was putting some salt on my fries.... and the cover came off the container i was pouring the salt out of.

and now my plate of fries became 90% salt 10% fries.

So salty.

Would you like some insert food here with your salt?

This is how someone becomes salty misses over wall [zombie-nunu-bummed]