Share a Your so Salty jokes

You're so salty Malphite thinks of you as one of his kind.

Mine's really simple.

'Want some fries with that salt?'

You're so salty, you make the Atlantic look sweet.

http://i.imgur.com/pdZFiYm.gif

R u an ocean? Because you're salty.

This is how someone becomes salty misses over wall [zombie-nunu-bummed]

Would you like some insert food here with your salt?

i was putting some salt on my fries.... and the cover came off the container i was pouring the salt out of.

and now my plate of fries became 90% salt 10% fries.

So salty.