Puns

wuju pass me that potion?

I'd ask him out, but I'm a little

Why is so moody? Because she saw her parents die.

If he was a con-artist he could be Fiddletricks. If he was a photographer he could be Fiddlepics. If he was a film maker he could be Fiddleflicks. If he was gay he could be Fiddledicks. If he was gay and from England he could be Fiddlepricks. If he was a martial artist or a shoe maker he could be Fiddlekicks. If he was a repairman he could be Fiddlefix. If he was eating a lolipop he could be Fiddlelicks. If he was an alchemist or a musician he could be Fiddlemix. If he was a mason he could be Fiddlebricks. If he was a clockmaker he could be Fiddleticks. If he was a candle maker he could be Fiddlewicks. If he was a child he could be Kiddlesticks. If he was short he could be Littlesticks. If he goes mid lane he could be Middlesticks. If he builds crit he could be Crittlesticks. If he did the fusion dance with Nidalee they could be Niddlesticks. If he had to go to the bathroom he could be Piddlesticks. If he was a Batman villain he could be Riddlesticks.

Why can't stay on his pole?

Because he's unbalanced.

walks into a bar.....

And a chair, and a table.....

Why is happy to stay in such a small house?

Because he doesn't need mushroom.