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The unspoken rules of Top Lane

Gentleman Gems·2/1/2018, 3:45:45 AM·79 votes·5,265 views
  1. Don't pick singed first, pick him last, because if you pick him first your enemy will go into a range champion.
  2. If you pick and ADC top lane against a melee Top laner, you're an asshole; Unless it's against Darius, then you're masochist.
  3. Never underestimate the power of the scouts code
  4. If you're enemy steals your top laner from you, Go full AD Justice Man to properly punish
  5. If your opponent is playing Illoai, get an orange and pray.
  6. Don't tower dive rock monsters, or crazy dino riding yordles.
  7. Ham is the preferred meat of crazy dino riding yordles .
  8. If Yorick is missing, check your other lanes.
  9. If Darius is close enough to dunk you, he'e close enough to dunk you.
  10. Don't harras susan, she will bite back, and it will hurt.

95 Comments

Ayanami3rd2/1/2018, 10:43:52 AM36 votes

13: Never pick Vayne top. Like, ever. No, I don't care if you main her. No, it does not matter if you carry bot lane all the time. Just. No.

Black Jesus2/1/2018, 8:42:45 AM29 votes

12: You HAVE to build ninja tabi if your opposing laner does.

Merlinez2/1/2018, 2:01:16 PM27 votes

15: Picking CDR Tank Karma might be illegal in some countries.

M00ndanc32/1/2018, 2:05:02 PM24 votes

16: if your lane opponent picks an aggressive fighter that you wanted to play simply play tahm kench and punish them if they do anything that remotely seems interactive.

Escheton2/1/2018, 2:43:14 PM20 votes

19: If they are pushing, expect your jungler to go bot. If you are pushing expect a 3 man gank with nothing gained by your team except frustration.

FatedSaviour2/1/2018, 11:04:30 AM19 votes

14: if you dont pick a tank threaten to int unless the jungler and support both pick tanks

EssenceOfPoo2/1/2018, 5:22:11 PM17 votes

once all these code of honor conditions have been fulfilled, no other laners shall rotate to top. let the top laners duke it out, for honor.

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Mordepool2/1/2018, 2:20:47 PM16 votes

18: if Mordekaiser comes to lane don't change your strategy or build at all

Pommel Knight2/1/2018, 11:03:12 AM14 votes

If the enemy goes Illaoi then go Nasus and farm that shit.

ThePerson762/1/2018, 2:09:16 PM12 votes

17: Don't play Jayce. Just don't.

sutora32/1/2018, 2:25:23 PM10 votes

18:if the enemy top picks ignite/exaust RESPECT HIM

Thefrostyviking2/1/2018, 2:40:04 PM8 votes

Did you mean "sadist" instead of masochist at number two OP? O_O

Sadist is the type that likes to bully others to some degree, masochist is the one that enjoys being bullied to a degree.

And i ask because as far as i know Darius is pretty terrible against ranged picks, so picking one into him could be considered sadistic.

And for my personal rule following the others in this thread x)

##18 : If enemy picks lee or another early game jungler, towerhug for all you are worth, least you become worth nothing x)

RookPusher2/1/2018, 7:17:02 PM6 votes

#9 is amazing.

#20: If you get auto-filled Top, take someone with a global ult (Shen, Karth, GP) and whatever you do, just don't feed.

big boi edri2/2/2018, 12:15:39 AM6 votes

20). Don't ask for ganks, you're not important.

Northmund2/1/2018, 7:35:40 PM4 votes

11.If top lane has 2 tanks -> go make a tea, you have 13 free mins.

zoliking2/2/2018, 12:02:53 PM2 votes

#whichever: If your team doesn't have a solid enough front line, it's on you.

Deathhawk8882/2/2018, 6:59:58 PM2 votes

J U S T I C E Garen Garen Garen Garen Garen

[garen-swing]

Dreddeth2/5/2018, 9:05:18 AM2 votes

21: If you only think you can kill Sion, don't.