Useless Passive Game

VersaceRainGod·10/19/2014, 8:46:59 PM·3 votes·2,255 views

Rules: One person names a champion, and the person under them gives them a new, completely useless passive. Then they name their own champion and so on. Easy as that. Lets see how long this can go.

I'll start. Zed

Also, this should be played in chronological view.

52 Comments

Kats Pajamas10/19/2014, 8:58:51 PM7 votes

Stoned Money: Wukong's armor and magic resistance are increased by 4 / 6 / 8 for each invisible nearby enemy champion

Katarina

Xenohaz10/19/2014, 8:53:09 PM5 votes

Respect for the Weak: Zed's basic attacks against targets below 50% health do no extra damage, because that would just be mean.

Up next: Ahri

HavelDaRock10/19/2014, 9:02:50 PM4 votes

Deceit: Increases cooldowns by 15 seconds for every kill or assist

Blitzcrank

Cunning10/19/2014, 9:14:44 PM4 votes

Persuasion of Force: Akali thinks her auto attacks deal bonus magic damage. Too bad it does nothing. Persuasion of Might: Akali thinks she gains spell vamp. Who would give such a broken passive to her. Her damages recoils and deals some of the damage done to herself.

Veigar

SecretAgentHulk10/19/2014, 9:36:13 PM3 votes

Karma: If Teemo stands still and takes no action for 0.5 seconds, he becomes stealthed. Taking any action or being moved will break his camouflage and blind him for a few seconds.

Up Next: Braum

7ha7guy77710/21/2014, 6:24:24 PM2 votes

azir can summon turrets but they die within a minute and grant the enemy team turret kill gold

Viktor

Alleo10/21/2014, 11:37:01 PM2 votes

Passing wind: Every third auto attack causes yasuo to fart.

Next: Vi

Yary Yary Days10/20/2014, 4:39:47 AM1 votes

Giant Enemy Crabgot: Due to being so massive, urgot has the burden of -50% movement speed

Up Next: Taric

posalrt204710/20/2014, 9:08:11 AM1 votes

Ruby, Emerald and Sapphire

Taric's shield prevents him from casting a spell until he autoattacks a unit. That auto attack will do less damage based on Taric's total armor, and will silence Taric for 2 seconds.

Next:Yorick

WarlockLaw10/20/2014, 7:42:24 PM1 votes

Vel'Koz abilities apply stacks, at three stacks the target gains vision of vel'Koz.

Next: Ashe

Death Preacher10/21/2014, 1:17:16 AM1 votes

ashe next crit strike heals enemy next Irelia

acepil0t10/21/2014, 1:34:47 AM1 votes

Irelia can no longer gain tenacity from items.

Next:Tryndamere

Maximum Zilean10/21/2014, 2:05:48 AM1 votes

Tryndamere no longer gains bonus fury from critical strikes.

Next Karthus

Cunning10/21/2014, 6:31:37 AM1 votes

Karthus becomes a statue for 7 seconds after dying, delaying his respawn time by 7 seconds. This however does nothing but just look cool. No vision or skills. Just a statue.

TwistedFate

Thief of Space10/21/2014, 12:54:42 PM1 votes

1S Dice: Last hits earn 3 less gold than other champions.

Next: MasterYi

Final GirI10/21/2014, 6:20:33 PM1 votes

Yi gets confused, every 4th attack he hits himself

Azir

Vivid Mandala10/19/2014, 9:29:59 PM1 votes

Unsustainable: Veigar's mana regeneration is decreased by 1% for each 1% of his maximum mana. What Burst?: Veigar thinks he gains permanent bonus ability power when he kills a champion from any source of damage. In fact, it permanently reduces his MR and Armor by 10% of current amount per kill/assist.

Up Next: Teemo

MarhsallLee6710/21/2014, 8:09:58 PM1 votes

Viktor's passive item is changed so that it grants 10 AP at level 18 and 100 bonus AP for every point thereafter that he levels up. Diana

Cunning10/21/2014, 8:33:13 PM1 votes

Diana's every 3rd attack will give short movement speed buff to enemy units that got hit by moon shape. Annie

Cunning10/29/2014, 7:11:06 PM1 votes

If Darius deals damage to enemy with his abilities or auto attacks, enemy will gain 5% cdr for 5 seconds up to 5 times for absolute no reason at all.

XinZhao

Watch910/22/2014, 2:57:11 AM1 votes

Everytime Lee use's an ability, he will miss every auto attack until the buff wears off

Next:MissFortune

Axis the Dragon10/22/2014, 3:08:18 AM1 votes

Miss Fortune loses 25 movement speed after not taking damage for 5 seconds, which gradually decreases to 70 movement speed over 5 seconds.

Next: KogMaw

chuckduck110/22/2014, 5:13:50 AM1 votes

Acid reflex: After Kog Maw uses his fourth ability in a row, he barfs onto himself, dealing half his ad to himself.

Next:Brand

Lights And Magic10/22/2014, 5:17:52 AM1 votes

Extinguisher: Brand cannot use abilities in the river as water puts out fire. He also deals no damage to Nami, Fizz, Atlantean Syndra and all other water-themed champs.

Diana

10110011100010/22/2014, 10:52:37 AM1 votes

Infected Needle

If Mundo has not cast an ability within the last 4 seconds, his health regen is reduced to 1 hp per second. When Mundo casts an ability, the cooldown of the rest of his abilities are increased by 2 seconds.

Next: Syndra

USG Morta10/22/2014, 10:53:09 AM1 votes

Alone the Whole Time:

Diana's abilities apply "moonlight" to any enemy struck. This makes them glow softly. It does not grant vision as trying to see anything by moonlight alone is rather difficult.

Ori On A Grande10/22/2014, 5:00:55 PM1 votes

Leashed Power: Whenever Syndra gains a max rank in a skill, the skill becomes more restrictive. Q: Deals less damage to champions. W: Slow becomes a speed zone for enemy champions. E: Cone becomes a line, only able to hit balls in a straight line. R: Maximum ball limit capped at the three surrounding Syndra.

Zac

LordSarius10/25/2014, 4:27:06 AM1 votes

When using an ability, Zac releases a blob. Stepping on a blob kills you, because Zac defends the weak, he doesn't kill them!

NEXT: DrMundo

SlackerboyTC10/25/2014, 4:31:29 AM1 votes

Mundo loses 3% health every 5 seconds

NEXT: Karma

weihe12310/25/2014, 6:38:10 AM1 votes

Cooldown is multiplied 2x everytime karma is damaged by enemy champion

NEXT:Nami

Stars Shaper10/25/2014, 12:13:27 PM1 votes

Ball of Fur: Nidalee has to stop every 5 minutes for 10 seconds to get rid of the fur she has been licking off herself.

Next: Azir

dustwind810/26/2014, 2:38:11 AM1 votes

Cooldown is multiplied 2x everytime karma is damaged by enemy champion

NEXT:Nami

Passive, Fish out of Water: Nami can only leave water for 10 seconds before she gets damaged (300 hp /second)

NEXT:Evelynn

junglerboy1610/19/2014, 9:39:13 PM1 votes

Clumsy: Whenever Teemo stands still for more than 1.5 seconds, he becomes visible to all enemies and takes 100% increased damage. Slowpoke: Leveling up Move Quick wears Teemo out, he is 50% slower when Move Quick isn't active

Up next:Jax

EDIT: I hate typing a response and then realizing somebody posted the same thing while you were typing.