I've noticed that a lot of people keep complaining about champs like 
etc.
I thought, in good fun, it would be funny to pick champions that honestly suck and try to complain about them the same way that other people complain about them.
Let the Opposite Day rants begin!
God man i hate how aatrox is just so mobile.. and the way he gets up after he dies? JESUS CHRIST MAN THIS GUYS BROKEN REMOVE HIM FROM THE GAME, HE HEALS WHEN HE HITS OMMMMMMMGGGG
Passive : WTF I can do what I want for 7 seconds for no mana
Q : No cooldown and a fking 0.6 AP Ratio on single target. OP farm and OP assassin skill
W : God bless they finally nerfed that shit to % Magic pen.
E : Just freaking AIDS and infinite mana passive. JUST LEARN TO FREAKING LAST HIT WITH YOUR AAs. Malzahar E but AoE and infinite.
R : The most broken skill in the game. 500 +0.75 AP damage that is GLOBAL AND UNDODGEABLE. NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. WHERE IS THE FREAKING COUNTERPLAY PHILOSOPHY GOD DAMMIT.
I swear Karthus was the inspiration for freaking Senna ult.
[sg-syndra]
Delete Yorick. I don't like losing top inhibitor at 12 minutes
Imagine a champ with Heal that damage the enemy too, a hard CC pretty much unique and created for them only, an ability that give your own team mates a slow when they might not have one in their kit. A passive that gives your team mates a speed buff as well. Then an Ult that can completely zone a fight, disengage or engage, has huge width, has a knockup, slow and damage. Like WTH is this champ?
(she doesn't suck she is balanced. but you get the idea).
Rito please delete that cancer 
from the game. He has a point-and-click ult that pulls me over to his team! I don't care if that's the only useful part of his kit, because it is so unfair. Even if he hasn't a reliable engage and needs to use 
to pick someone, it still makes me feel like a bitch, like a chihuahua being pulled with a dog leash.
I also hate the fact that he runs slightly faster than the average in his small fixed contestable zones, that also give him GOLD! WTF nerf or delete this shit already!
Honestly just fuck zed. I hate everything about that champion. He has no mana costs which means he is in perma urf mode, his combo's CD is ONLY 22 seconds which is in no way fair for that 130 damage it can do, his ULT all in has NO COUNTERPLAY, items like zhonya's are underpowered as fuck and stopwatch needs a buff. WTF RIOT PLEASE NERF THIS PIECE OF SHIT CHAMPION.
So the other day I was playing as Kha'zix jungle but when I went to kill the ADC for my 25th kill of the game, this stupid champion popped up and freaking SHIELDED the adc:
It took me not one, not two, but THREE Q's to kill the adc after Ivern placed a bush that ended up giving me my passive. I can't believe they actually allow a jungler in the game that would limit the amount of fun I can have. All he does is root, shoot, and send out his rock Pokemon and I have to back away from killing people because of this little ray of sunshine.
Stick to support you freaking tree.
I really hate how 
just exists. As a level 7 mastery Draven one trick, I hate that whenever I'm running at the enemy adc this stupid cow just says "nope" and yeets me back away. I just HATE that he can keep healing and healing his adc without actually having to press an ability. Probably CertainT's idea because his kit is so overloaded with knock-ups, stuns, aoe damage, and freakin ARMOR AND MAGIC RESIST that I can't believe I have to actually play against this cancer champ. He's my insta ban every ranked match I get into.
