"Kill the Darius" A LOL/Beauty and the Beast Song Parody
DISCLAIMER: Before you downvote this post to oblivion; Yes, it's not an actual song/recording, it's only a transcript of lyrics set to the tune. Imagine it playing in your head as you read this. The reasons it's not an actual song are as follows:
- I don't have good editing skills to make a video to post on Youtube or anything like that.
- I don't have good equipment to make a recording.
- It would take a long time to make, and I probably would lose the spark and not finish it halfway through even if I DID have the resources to make such a recording/video.
"Kill the Darius" (A parody of "The Mob Song")
Inspired by the "Songs of the Summoned" parody of "Gaston" for Garen. Align the words to the tune of "The Mob Song" from Beauty and the Beast.
Character Roles will be as follows:
Belle= 
Beast= 
Gaston= 
LeFou= 
Maurice= 
Mob Members= 
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Cogsworth= 
Chip= 
Lumiere= 
Fifi (The Feather-Duster Maid)= 
Mrs. Potts= 
Wardrobe= 
Other Castleware= 
, Red-team Minions
Transcript
: The will make off with your minions!
Mob: Gasp
: He'll come after them for the farm!
: No!
: We're not safe until his Axe is mounted on my wall! I say we KILL the Darius!
Mob: YEAH!
: We're not safe until he's dead!
: He'll come stalking us late-game!
: Set to sacrifice our ADC to whet his axe's appetite!
: He'll wreak havoc on our game if we let him wander free!
: So it's time to take some action boys, it's TIME TO FEED ME!
: Through the mist, through the brush, through the darkness (
?) and the shadows (
?) it's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride.
: Ahh! Hides behind Elise
: Say a prayer, then we're there, at the red team's haunted Nexus where something truly terrible awaits!
It's a , he's got an Axe, A razor-sharp one!
Massive Blows, Killer Pulls for his feast!
Hear him laugh, see him Dunk,
but we won't rest, till this dumb punk,
is DEAD! Good and Dead!
Kill the !
: No, I won't let you do this!
: If you're not with us, you're against us. Bring the birdy-man!
: Get your hands off me!
: We can't have them running off to warn the Dunkmaster!
Throws the two of them in Tahm Kench's mouth
: Let us out!
: We'll rid the League of this ! Who's with me!?
: I am!
: I am!
: I am!
Mob: Take Ignite, we team-fight!
: My Courage will tank through their peeling phase!
Mob: We're counting on to lead the way!
Through the mist, through the brush
Where within the enemy team's Nexus
Something's lurking that you don't see every game!
It's a , he as strong as the Fountain!
We won't rest till he's good and deceased!
Sally forth!
Tally Ho!
: Grab your sword!
: Grab your bow!
Mob: Praise the Riot and here we go!
: We'll siege-minion their Nexus and bring back his Axe!
(Cut to and still stuck in 's stomach)
: I have to warn the . Oh, this is all my fault. Oh , what are we going to do?
: Now, now, we'll think of something!
comes around the corner and hallucinates the Tahm Kench as a group of enemies due to the mushrooms he just ate
: Skaarl, you seeing what I'm seeing!?
(Cut to the Mob walking down the river)
Mob: We don't like what can Dunk us so much that it can ace us and this is OP to some of us at least!
They slay the Baron
: Bring your guns!
: Bring your knives!
Mob: Save your minions and your towers We'll save our Nexus and our game! We'll KILL the Darius!
(Cut to the other team-members of Red gathered together, sans )
: I knew it. I knew it was foolish to let that ADC.
: Maybe it would have been better if she'd never connected at all!
howls
: Could it be?
: Is it she?
: Well, GG! Invaders!
: Weaklings!
: And they slew the Baron!
: Warn the . If it's a team-fight they want we'll be ready for them, who's with me!?
Everyone else runs away as he ults
: COOWWARRDS!
(Cut to the Mob killing the mid-lane base tower)
: Take whatever farm that you can find! But remember, the is MINE! His Villain passive activates on Darius
(Team-members running forward to defend the Nexus, including , , , and the red-team minions, but without , or )
: Heat will Blaze!
: Naga Rise!
Team: We go marching into battle, although the danger just increased!
: Raise the Flag!
: Sing the song!
Mob: Here we come, we're Baron strong, and with Baron we can't go wrong! Let's kill the !
puts up her wall and the enemy team is pushed back
(Cut to walking up to , who is browsing at the shop)
: Pardon me, Dunkmaster.
: Leave me in peace.
: But sir, the Inhibs are under attack!
(Cut to the team back at the wall)
Mob: Kill the Darius, Kill the Darius!
's wall starts to fall apart
: This isn't working!
: Oh, , ve must to zomezing!
: Wait, I know!
(The Mob stands and waits for 's ult to end)
Mob: Kill the Darius, Kill the Darius!
: What should we do, Dunkmaster?
: It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.
He picks up his axe and slowly starts walking toward the enemy team
Mob: Kill the Darius, Kill the Darius, KILL THE DARIUS!
The ult ends and they rush forward