If Riot were FIFA

The goalposts would be made of cardboard and the goals would have got larger every year till they are 50 ft wide now. Defensive players would be drugged or maimed so they cant compete at the top level but popular players would be force fed steroids and every performance enhancing drug there is. The first goal is worth 2 goals and the team that's losing get can get up too 5 goals for scoring. The 2 sides of the pitches have different widths. The pitch would be uneven because "it makes the game look better". Male fans would have to wait half an hour before entering the stadium.