You have to spend 1 week in a cabin in the woods with your top 3 mastery champions
what happens in that time?
: Provides entertainment and field trips to large gem sights (He never stops talking on those trips though)
: Get's bored quickly and begins to fight with the local wild life using only a fallen tree branch and some pine cones
: By day, studies the local wild life that Jax has not beaten into submission and sings with the birds.
At night, stalks everyone creepily from the shadows, we never go out at night, people have had a tendency to... Disappear!
ults away
ults away
: "Let's be friends forever!"
[CENSORED]
and 
share support horror stories
is a tree
tries to kill me for fun.
tries to kill me for a sacrifice to the void.
tries to kill the other two, burning down the cabin and the woods and killing me in the process.
(highest mastery to lowest)
will probably keep me entertained with blowing things up and wisecracking everyone else
will repetitively state that he is really old and that the crystal scar is weeping
will practice ninja techniques while shouting
CAW
CAW
WOOF
You're walking through the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him... Ronald McShaco...
He's following you, about thirty feet back. He runs into the fog and vanishes! Ronald McShaco...
He pops out of the shadows and is almost upon you now, and you can see there's paint on his face. My god, there's paint EVERYWHERE!
Shhhh... I'm hunting wabbits!
Attaches a wood cutter to the front of his suit and proceeds to mow down the entire forest.
: Paradoxes of himself crowd the cabin.
: Eats all the food then stares at me voraciously.
Plays songs until we start getting bored, then ults us. Kicks me out of the remaining bed at night. (I snore...)
Attempts to crush me during campfire stories cause he gets scared. Eats ALL of the smores.
Pins me to a wall at any mention of evil. Hates any mention that her outfit is stupid.
Gives mustaches to all the woodland creatures and the other two champions while telling heartwarming stories of freljord history.
Enjoys listening to Braum's stories.
Assures the rest of the champions that the fact that they are lost in the forest for a week is not because of the lack of a map.
Me Laughing the whole time.
: Keeps trying to steal my soul
, and seems to be a massive, telepathic bird made out of ice. I knew the others on this vacation (?) might be weird, but I wasn’t expecting anything like that. Anivia seems pleasant enough. She says she’s some sort of guardian of winter, that she wishes me no ill, quote “mortal”, and that she looks forward to meeting the “other”. All the same, I’m kind of glad she doesn’t fit inside the cabin.
gal know each other and hate each other. I didn’t hear all of their row, but there was something like “Sirilda would do what is necessary!” and “All I do is necessary!” and much back and forth along that theme. Is Sirilda the boar? Er, is the boar intelligent?
Only wants the egg shells for breakfast. Curls up in the bathtub he filled with garbage and mud for most of the trip.
Wolf keeps bring the freshest cuts of meat to the cabin for supper...so much meat. Everywhere. Lamb dances through the forest, singing songs and bringing back flowers to put in the tub to aggravate Twitch.
i'm sooo undeaad
. What are the odds Lucian keeps me alive?
Plays music/ runs around collecting chimes all week. At least the meeps will be fun company. :D
would punch me
Sits outside and meditates the whole week, until he sees Annie walking around the forest.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Manipulates us for the benefit of the black rose.