Random thingiemabob that'll stay up here because it takes a bit for M%G to post a new thread.
A song. Take an already-existing song and re-vamp it to fit league. It could be a full song or just, heck, the chorus. For simplicity, post the video too, thank you in advance.
Anything less than a verse is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHY9USNC_Fk
Warring kingdoms Xin Zhao: You're about to have a long death time Veigar! One and a half minutes till respawn!
Final boss Veigar: Xin Zhao? Always Xin Zhao! Always killing people fast! slams piano and rides siege minion tank out of jungle
FBV: He always has a partner, the dunkmaster at his call.
His skillset has everything, can't find that at the mall!
His E makes him go super fast, all the vehicles are surpassed!
It's a good thing we can respawn, 'cause he REALLY kills us FAST!
Various other champions: Kills us fast,
kills us fast,
he really kills us fast, fast, fast,
He kills us faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!
FBV: When you're dancing with Xin Zhao you see,
you must carry an array of tools.
He's always got the answers,
he makes us look like FOOD.
He's go four super POWEEEEEEERRRRRRS!
He's no ordinary chAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
It's a good thing we can respawn, 'cause he REALLY kills us FAST!
Various other champions again: Kills us fast!
FBV: Under-rated Bruiser!
Various other champions: Kills us fast!
Bronze league scrub: Foiling every single gank!
Various other champions: He really kills us fast, fast, fast,
He kills us faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!
Kassadin: Even if we get some armor,
Zilean: He has a black cleaver.
Draven: AD Carries often AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK! gets mugged by super minions
Varus: How does HE always get kills fast? also gets mugged
All the champions other than Xin Zhao: He kills so FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!
Kills so FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
Kills so FAST!