Been playing for a while, these are my champion stereotypes. (Part 1)

"I play Aatrox." "Either im a god or im playing her for other reasons Kappa. Cant stay 5 mins on mid lane." "0/69/0. hits level 6, 420/69/0." "Cowbell." "Silver 1." "Believes he is Froggen" "So you want to go to jail? Too bad, grey screen." "Whiffs every arrow unless point blank or impossible snipe." "They act as their champion." "SHURIMA. SHURIMA. SHURIMA." "Can be the nicest guys ever, or the most toxic players you will meet." "Lands 1 hook the entire game, GG EZ Flashes mastery" "0/20/1. Lands a good W-E-R. Quadrakill!" "Super nice and kind in game, probably hates everything." "Permapush lane with no wards, dies or gets a triple." "If he is any decent, your life will suck." "70% scripters, 20% feeders, 10% gods." "Righteous Glory into Ult insane combo." "They are really strange people or smurfs." "Emote spam all game." "Rare, but can make your screen go grey faster than any other champion." "Mastery and laugh spam as he runs towards your adc, and eventually reaches him." "Old Tyler1 wannabe, ultra toxic, or a quiet player that carries your ass." "Has Ult and mastery on the same button." "Most aggresive junglers i've ever seen, will dive you until you afk." "Level 2 gank, you burn flash and come back, but she never left lane." "Either terrible, or a god that lands everything and cannot be touched. (Why are you jungle now.)" "They want to watch the world burn." "IF I DON'T GET A GANK TOP IN 1 MINUTE IM AFK." "Fuck you lol." "Seem like the generic soloq player. Won't ult you unless you are duo." "BARRELS. MORE POWDER. COMBO. will carry to infinity and beyond if he has more than 50 games." "Q-E-R right as he comes out of fog of ward or a brush. Usually forget they have a W key." "They rage as fast as their champion."

Part 2 if i have time or nothing else to do.

EDIT: OK FINE, next one is up in like 20 mins.