An ode to the best ship in LOL

: Oh Rakan... say it again...

: My dear, my love for you is deeper than ten thousand oceans!

/ : Excuse us?!

: Huh?

: What?

: You two are the best ship in LOL? Are you kidding me?

: Yeah! People were shipping us before you two were even twinkles in your designer's eye!

: Back in the days of the Journal of Justice! Remind me how much of that is still canon again, Rakan?

: Oh, that's a tough one. Let me think for a min-NONE OF IT!

Oh really? Then why are there interaction lines referencing it to the point of confirmation, and then Garen himself basically confirming it in his God-King skin?

: Well, that's simple, it's-

: Hold on! You two She points at Kat and Garen are just AUTOMATICALLY assuming you're the best ship in LOL.

Garen and Kat look at one another, then back at Ashe, and just nod their heads.

Ashe snaps her fingers and changes into her Heartseeker skin.

: Then where's your Heartseeker skin!?

: Give it time.

: Besides, if you're so lovey-dovey, why haven't you tied the knot? The only ship that's managed that is me and dear hubby!

She drags a dry-faced Tryndamere into the discussion.

: Isn't that right darling?

: Speak for yourself...

: Could that really be considered a "ship?" From what I recall, that marriage was more for political reasons than-

: And I already said the JOJ isn't canon anymore, so doesn't that kind of annul the marriage?

: What!? Really!? YAHOO! SINGLE AGAIN!

Tryndamere breaks free of Ashe's grasp and runs out of the room.

: Hey! Come back!

Ashe runs off after him.

: Anyways, you two gonna move or are we gonna have to get tough?

Xayah sighs.

: Come on Rakan. Age before beauty, after all!

Garen quickly grabs Katarina by the shirt collar as she flails her arms angrily at the two as they leave.

LEMME AT 'EM! LEMME AT 'EM! I'LL SPIN 'EM TO MINCEMEAT!

: Forget it. I'm leaving.

Garen walks off as Katarina goes after Xayah and Rakan. Draven pokes his head in, and smiles.

: Pretenders. No one beats the ship of Draven and Draven!

(Happy Valentines Day folks on the LOL Boards!)