Confess

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Confess

I play full AP

I once crossed the street... without looking both ways first [sg-soraka]

Okay okay fine I admit it!

…. There was never any lag....

I once mained teemo support for 2 years straight

I play Kayle.

I do not ask for forgiveness.

Once upon a time i was a peaceful Ashe main, i farmed botlane and shot arrows to pretend to help my team.

Then assassins and mobility went on the rise, and i began to vent,,,,,by playing malzahar....and kayle.

71% winrate on 34 malzahars and 100% on 7 kayles.

I have never felt quite so evil, positively nefarious, and i did it with a smile, i even found the perfect music for it, and i regret nothing!

Hueheuheuiehueheu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA

I confess That I'm a main

Sometimes if a jungler pisses me off, I'll abandon him in a gank to die, then go take his skuttle/red/blue buff while he waits to respawn. I do not ask for forgiveness.

i play onhit smite tf on my smurf to make up for fact i cant cs

I killed a man.... [slayer-pantheon-thumbs] WITH THIS THUMB

I have crippling depression.

I readily enable anyone I see playing Heimerdinger bot by playing Blitz support.

I failed to find love or feel love. I dont know love and my chest feels emty.

Ill shall confess to our lord, savoir, creator

1. I only play
2. My first champ with M7 was
3. I only play when ill feeling devilish
4. I play when I wish to torture the enemy
5. My Mastery points on (second highest) is about 22,000. On is 120,000
6. I really, Really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY like playing
7. Sometimes I feel like I want a fair game, but then my devil part of me tells me to play and I don't fight the temptation
8. I once played support, i won with 7/2/10
9. When I win I bragged to my enemies team about how good is
10. Even after writing this I still like

That's pretty much it

yesterday in nexus blitz someone asked if we wanted to see his thresh so i locked in thresh.

I like to play Leona top and Zyra jungle.

I got all 4 honors playing a few times

I had impure thoughts about a waifu that wasn't mine.

I have a 15 year old, edgy gamer, alter ego who acts as the host for all of my immature baby rantings whenever I do badly in games, and I use him to avoid having to type said things in chat.

I like to tease my hardstuck Diamond friends by only playing ranked and getting Master tier near the end of every season. They always get super salty and hate on me for maining a "no-skill" champion like Xin Zhao.

I played jungle once.

Here to confess more things.

I have gotten Pentakills on Jhin. The fact that I once had 444,446 mastery points on Jhin is soul crushing to me. I still have Jhinsoo's saved in my build(and according to the group I'm in, it still works). The only reason I have "Sweet Caroline" in my playlist is so that one night while my family is asleep, I can unplug my headphones, turn it up all the way, and yell "SWEET CAROLINE!" at the top of my lungs and wake everyone up.

oh you wanted people to admit to stuff? should have at least posted some instructions lmao wtf

I don't play Ranked and yet I debate about how the game should be balanced.

Im still extremely sadistic in my lusty ways, but even tho i know it's bad im doing nothing against it.

I rage uncontrollably in-game, and always feel kind of bad afterwards.

But then the next game I rage again..