Comedic "Troll" Builds

Just wanted to start a discussion on your favorite trollish comedic builds. Ones that you build stupid items during the game, just for a good punchline during the postgame lobby.

(Disclaimer: These probably shouldn't actually be used in any competitive game, you'll most like get insta-reported for trolling."

Anyway, here are a few of mine, feel free to share your own joke builds.

As Taric in a game with Ezreal: build Sorc Boots, Brutalizer, Void Staff, Haunting Guise, Black Cleaver and Hybrid Pent Runes, so Ezreal feels the love.

Another Taric Build : Catalyst, Sightstone, Tear, Kindlegem, Red Crystal and Blue Crystal ...... because GEMS!!!!

Gangplank Build: First get biscuits mastery from Tier 3 of Utility Tree, then build nothing but Flask, Biscuits, mana potions, and few different elixirs, when asked why........ the oranges and biscuits made you thirsty.

Shoes Build: This one can work with any female champ or even Hecarim to an extent: on female buy one of each kind of boot: Boots of Speed, Berserkers, Mobility, Lucidity, Merc's, Swiftness, and Ninja Tabi. Bonus points for different enchants on the upgraded ones. When asked...... say something to the effect of "Girls and their shoes" or "I couldn't decide on which pair so I got them all." Elise, Hecarim, and Reksai can make jokes about needing extra pairs for their multiple feet.

All Twin Shadows on Zed: his W was lonely and wanted some friends

3 Swords of the Occult and Mejai's Stoulstealers on Teemo.......for obvious reasons. (Hint: He's evil and wants your soul)

And last but not least: All Wards, both greens and pinks on Lee Sin..... you know......for VISION!