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What's the point of Oreos if they don't even taste like Oreos anymore, Riot?

Melledoneus·2/28/2018, 3:07:03 AM·66 votes·3,035 views

If you wanted Peanut Butter cookies just get Nutter Butter jfc.

Remember when Oreos used to just be Oreos? I mean, it's cool to have a lot of flavors and all, but chocolate oreos? Dafuq? It's already chocolate. And it's no longer "Milk's favorite cookie" when it tastes like fucking peanut butter or Peeps.

Riot, fire your balance team. This is all their fucking fault. God damn it. Meddler, I know you're working on some weird-ass Oreo flavor as we speak. Here's a suggestion: strawberry oreos. Or how about we make Bernie Bott's every flavor oreos, eh? Just give us some Bean Boozled shite already.

I'm uninstalling this game. Riot has shown time and again they are irresponsible and only care about the LCS. I bet they're working on a Broccoli flavored oreo just for Faker. Anyway, I don't feel appreciated as a player and my feedback means moot.

Thanks again, Riot. Maybe next time you won't summon a bunch of comic book characters to put on your balance team. Because Oreos have become a fucking joke. Just like the Simpsons, it's just looking for new ways to alienate people that fell in love with them to begin with.

Fucking RIP this game and its oreo flavors. I'm getting off this sinking ship.

gg

48 Comments

SEKAI2/28/2018, 3:24:11 AM11 votes

Just because the default ice cream flavour is vanilla doesn't mean strawberry ice cream is not ice cream. And there is not reason for vanilla ice cream to not be called vanilla ice cream.

Checkmate, OP.

invisiblecat12/28/2018, 3:20:07 AM7 votes

wat

Gentleman Gems2/28/2018, 2:18:41 PM5 votes

I'm still holding to hope that the release of the Purple flavored Oreo's will actually turn out well, because if it works out as riot intends it may end up both fixing past mistakes and setting the game up for a better future.

E Man forever2/28/2018, 11:27:36 AM4 votes

I prefer double stuffed Oreos

Rashlasher2/28/2018, 10:40:00 AM4 votes

Underappreciated post.

Also hey, I feel like Kai'Sa is a nice step in the more normie direction. And I don't want them to stop making champs as someone else mentioned, that would be ridiculous. It's exciting and fun to have new ones, for both lore and gameplay. 300 champs wouldn't mean having to know 300 sets unless I guess if you're pro, because a thing exists called meta...a set number of who is best this season is all you'd need.

(And even that is not that necessary, I literally don't even bother knowing much beyond the abilities of a small champ pool and I play just fine).

But back to the initial post, I agree, I started to notice the odd trend when they made Tentacle Oreos but I don't think it's gotten too bad just yet. Fat Goat Blacksmith oreos were kind of weird though.

Bârd2/28/2018, 7:37:49 AM3 votes

W A T E R M E L O N

Chembaron Yamada2/28/2018, 12:15:15 PM3 votes

But everything is better with peanut butter. :O

Anatera2/28/2018, 5:47:16 AM3 votes

I don't get it. Can someone explain this to me?

6FlagsFunnelCake2/28/2018, 2:55:12 PM3 votes

Nerf Swedish-fish flavored Oreos riot

Other People2/28/2018, 3:44:33 AM2 votes

I think, at some point, it's time to have a real conversation about finalizing the champion pool. What is enough? 200? 500? Have 20 bans per team? Have people memorize thousands of abilities, and destroy any gravitas that might have existed to bring in new players? You can still go a little ham, just do it by reworking old champs, or dare I say it... vote some off of the island to give space for new ones?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8l7ydnS81qlw0qxo4_250.gif

Jack Garrus2/28/2018, 11:50:50 AM2 votes

I bet they're working on a Broccoli flavored oreo just for Faker

This.

DejanStojanovic13/1/2018, 6:22:51 PM1 votes

Who needs Oreos,when you ve got POREOS! rito pls we need this

SephAgro3/2/2018, 1:14:36 PM1 votes

Tha was stupid

Baron Barian2/28/2018, 10:36:47 AM1 votes

I'm pretty sure the Cadbury is just out to kill all fat people as fast as possible at this point. Trying to put in as many unnatural flavorings and chemicals as possible.

Player3Th0mas2/28/2018, 11:31:08 AM1 votes

I really have a feeling you're mocking the topic I made, but then again I don't really see a correlation other than the same title format. Hmm

I am confused just like everybody else

Spank the Fox2/28/2018, 1:17:34 PM1 votes

Post this to Reddit, get mad karma

PurpleKingCrazy2/28/2018, 1:37:31 PM1 votes

RIP Cereal game, we'll miss you so much.

Taliyah

Asamas2/28/2018, 5:27:41 PM1 votes

The best rant I have ever seen...

Now I know what the truth is. I am with you my friend!

Poske2/28/2018, 5:35:40 PM1 votes

The fact that this post was made by moderator ruins it...

ON a serious note

Riot did change an oreo

TO Authisticoreo which is a flavour changs chungs like

Karn Bishop2/28/2018, 6:05:10 PM1 votes

:( i was promised the same champion though, they then replaced eve instead of doing what they did with ww :(

LOSINGISMYPRIDE2/28/2018, 7:29:34 PM1 votes

i never liked those oreos thing from the start . It looked like a black shell with a soul in it . Scary as fck right !?

FlashnFuse2/28/2018, 8:10:49 PM1 votes

{quoted}

but chocolate oreos? Dafuq? It's already chocolate. And it's no longer "Milk's favorite cookie" when it tastes like fucking peanut butter or Peeps.

EXCUSE YOU, BACK THE FUCK UP BITCH.

Evil Yasuo3/1/2018, 2:57:27 AM1 votes

....the fuck?? Peanut butter oreos are infinitely better than regular. So are strawberry.