The Truth About Tahm (Joke Thread)

Hello, I am Avian. You probably know me from all of my constant 3 weaboo posts a week that get a moderate amount of notices.

Today, I want to talk about our favorite champion, Tahm Kench, a completely original champion....or is he?

I have proof to disprove this, after some time of playing Tahm, (ya know flashing into the enemy nexus with a friend to help give the enemy team a chance) and listening to his dialogue, I have realized something. Tahm might be a fish but thats not just it, Tahm is a stereotype of Louisiana people.

Don't believe me?

1st Evidence: Tahm talks like a person from the south west, here is a map: http://www.mapsnworld.com/map/usa-map-1959.jpg

Louisiana is south west. Gasp. But wait it doesnt end there

2nd Evidence:

Tahm likes to eat, you know what people in Louisiana like to do? Fish. We are also known for great fishing areas and guess who looks like a fish? but thats beside the point and for a future theory, does too.

3rd Evidence:

Tahm Kench, now if we take these two words and switch them around a bit, Tom Bench, now this goes two ways so follow me here. Tom is a normal human male name, what is Tahm? A fish thing demon thing but he IS a male. (Until rito fucks that up) and now you wonder, what about bench? Well, did you know benches can be sat on? And...shockingly...LOUISIANA HAS BENCHES.

I hope you enjoyed this theory and will tell Rito to stop stealing their champions from Louisiana.

(This is a joke please dont kill me, feel free to put your stupid whackjob theories in the comments if you please)