Super funny chat log with riot employees

This is a funny chat log I had with 2 riot employees on live chat

(12:45:18 AM) allupyourfinger: I'm a bronze 3 player but i'm stuck here and I know I could be diamond (12:45:28 AM) *** Prynce joined the chat *** (12:45:30 AM) Prynce: its okay friend (12:45:39 AM) allupyourfinger: Last match I had to go to the bathroom and I came back and still carried. (12:45:49 AM) allupyourfinger: Please make me diamond... you will not be sorry. (12:45:49 AM) Prynce: thats nothing (12:45:54 AM) Prynce: once i played a game and (12:45:56 AM) Prynce: I went on a date (12:45:57 AM) Prynce: came back (12:45:58 AM) Prynce: still won (12:46:02 AM) Prynce: now i can't make you diamond (12:46:05 AM) Prynce: but instead (12:46:17 AM) Prynce: I can send you to a team that can give you some advice on what you can do to climb (12:46:28 AM) allupyourfinger: If I make it to challenger I will tell your Superior about your heroics.... = big money :D (12:46:42 AM) allupyourfinger: Can you give me advice.. you seem very logical (12:46:55 AM) allupyourfinger: What is this team thing? (12:47:40 AM) Prynce: I could give you advice, and honestly, I could inspire you to be great. I'm a great personal speaker (12:47:42 AM) Prynce: but alas (12:47:43 AM) Prynce: I cannot (12:47:53 AM) Prynce: instead, I shall wait with you until a more proper person comes through (12:48:01 AM) Prynce: I have all the faith you can make it friend (12:48:14 AM) *** Skeletor joined the chat *** (12:48:14 AM) allupyourfinger: While were waiting... wanna 1v1? (12:48:15 AM) Skeletor: heya (12:48:18 AM) Prynce: sure add me (12:48:19 AM) Prynce: Prynce (12:48:26 AM) allupyourfinger: Will do (12:48:53 AM) allupyourfinger: 1v1 morgana (12:48:57 AM) *** Prynce left the chat *** (12:49:39 AM) allupyourfinger: I was talking to the last guy about 1v1ing? (12:50:36 AM) Skeletor: yea (12:50:50 AM) allupyourfinger: Are you guy that can give me advice? (12:51:09 AM) Skeletor: yea (12:51:13 AM) Skeletor: been playing since beta (12:51:15 AM) Skeletor: whats good (12:51:22 AM) Skeletor: how can i help :) (12:52:37 AM) allupyourfinger: Teach me how to get good (12:52:47 AM) Skeletor: hmmm (12:52:56 AM) Skeletor: what positions do you play? (12:53:13 AM) allupyourfinger: Support (12:53:45 AM) Skeletor: oh the struggle (12:53:50 AM) Skeletor: thats all i play (12:53:56 AM) Skeletor: do you solo or duo often? (12:54:08 AM) allupyourfinger: Solo (12:54:57 AM) Skeletor: Hmm (12:55:09 AM) Skeletor: first thing i would say would be to find a strong duo partner (12:55:33 AM) Skeletor: as support really relies on that communication (12:55:41 AM) Skeletor: what characters do you play mostly (12:55:59 AM) allupyourfinger: Morgana, nami, thresh (12:56:33 AM) Skeletor: those are all great supports (12:56:56 AM) Skeletor: might try picking up lulu bram, and maybe another (12:57:34 AM) Skeletor: I would say the things to focus on are positioning and warding (12:57:46 AM) Skeletor: make sure you are always using ward (12:58:00 AM) Skeletor: and make sure you are always playing to your duos strength (12:58:13 AM) Skeletor: but being aware of you enemies strengths as well (12:58:32 AM) Skeletor: different characters have different times that their power spikes (12:59:06 AM) Skeletor: like Draven Twitch Lucian all have super strong early game (12:59:27 AM) Skeletor: so if you play aggressive early then those are good combos for you (01:00:01 AM) allupyourfinger: You should duo with me (01:00:12 AM) Skeletor: all i play is support tho (01:00:12 AM) Skeletor: lol (01:00:22 AM) Skeletor: unless you wanna break the meta (01:00:22 AM) allupyourfinger: We duo support bot lane (01:00:23 AM) allupyourfinger: op (01:00:25 AM) Skeletor: and do two support bot (01:00:26 AM) Skeletor: lol (01:00:31 AM) allupyourfinger: tHRESH/BLITZ (01:00:43 AM) Skeletor: i play thresh blitz alistar mostly (01:00:52 AM) Skeletor: mostly alistar though (01:01:45 AM) allupyourfinger: If your looking to lose.... ad me (01:01:51 AM) allupyourfinger: Always down for a 1v1 (01:02:01 AM) Skeletor: haha im not really good at mid (01:02:05 AM) Skeletor: as i dont really play it (01:02:06 AM) Skeletor: lol (01:02:22 AM) allupyourfinger: Thanks for the advice :D (01:02:25 AM) Skeletor: id love to, but I gota keep working :D (01:02:30 AM) Skeletor: add my alt if you want (01:02:33 AM) Skeletor: Mumra (01:02:37 AM) Skeletor: no problem (01:02:42 AM) Skeletor: im happy to help where I can (01:02:47 AM) allupyourfinger: Thanks (01:03:15 AM) allupyourfinger: Ill leave in a sec I gotta screenshot this chat (01:03:22 AM) allupyourfinger: Its was kinda of ironic (01:03:22 AM) Skeletor: LOL (01:03:23 AM) allupyourfinger: xD (01:03:29 AM) Skeletor: sure (01:03:31 AM) Skeletor: actaully (01:03:40 AM) Skeletor: that sounds rad (01:03:46 AM) Skeletor: you guna put it on reddit? (01:03:50 AM) Skeletor: become a meme (01:18:13 AM) *** Skeletor left the chat ***