A personal Vendetta proclamation against Meddler.

Better Jungler·2/9/2018, 8:57:45 PM·103 votes·11,629 views

I remember those mornings. I'd peel the sopping wet newspaper from my groin and relieve myself on the cold Oregon river banks. The police would stare, though they knew they'd gain nothing from arresting the shell of a man I'd become.

It wasnt long ago when I was crowned "Jesus of the Boards"

Nearly 5 minutes ago.

Oh how time has passed, Oh, How Zilean can be so cruel.

Riot cactopus faded into the fogged corners of my mind. His child-like fear palpable in the air. I knew he could no longer haunt my thoughts... but who was that enshadowed figure that hovered over me. His mere presence bringing pressure like no other to rest upon my shoulders.

"Meddler"

I'd hear them whisper. The shadows alive with the ghastly imprint of my previous failures.

They called me crazy. Every one of them. They looked on me with those judging eyes and passed whispers of "the man who speaks to shadows." Nocturne

I'm not crazy, they call for me, I know they do. They speak the name of the creature that has a stranglehold on all I hold dear.

If Cactopus took my wife, kids, and the game I love, then the beast they speak of has taken the remains of what made me human. I no longer wish to be the shell of a man, the shed skin of a sickly serpent waiting for my inevitable passing.

"Meddler"

I can only ignore their calling for so long. They are growing tired of waiting for the opportune time.

I will see you soon Meddler.

[sg-syndra]

63 Comments

HonestJohnTheCon2/9/2018, 10:16:25 PM10 votes

Boards Jesus, returning with a vengeance. However, I must warn you that unlike Cactopus, Meddler is actually good. So... good luck.

You might want to quit while you're ahead, though.

Riotpasta mama2/13/2018, 8:46:15 PM10 votes

Let it be known, now and forevermore (or until a worthy challenger appears) Better Jungler shall henceforth and officially be known as "Boards Jesus." Check the tags, y'all

oOBestEveNAOo2/9/2018, 9:17:08 PM7 votes

Gig em.

Salamencę2/9/2018, 10:00:44 PM5 votes

It's not funny anymore tbh. You can't drag a meme out this long, it just loses its humor.

HalcyonDweller2/9/2018, 10:23:09 PM3 votes

Good luck have fun, but if you're open to advice, don't BM next time. It's not very classy.

Take my upvote though, and godspeed to the front of the boards. +1

DontTouchMyBall2/13/2018, 11:23:10 PM2 votes

Wtf did I just read? i love boards

jama6552/10/2018, 6:05:23 AM2 votes

i would honestly challenge certainly t

Pumping Iron2/10/2018, 6:56:47 PM2 votes

tldr?

Master Noct2/11/2018, 6:19:41 AM1 votes

How do I get to play with a Riot employee man?! I really wanna do it. My gf already had the honor of playing against one of you guys.