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A personal Vendetta proclamation against Meddler.

Better Jungler··103 votes·11,629 views

I remember those mornings. I'd peel the sopping wet newspaper from my groin and relieve myself on the cold Oregon river banks. The police would stare, though they knew they'd gain nothing from arresting the shell of a man I'd become.

It wasnt long ago when I was crowned "Jesus of the Boards"

Nearly 5 minutes ago.

Oh how time has passed, Oh, How Zilean can be so cruel.

Riot cactopus faded into the fogged corners of my mind. His child-like fear palpable in the air. I knew he could no longer haunt my thoughts... but who was that enshadowed figure that hovered over me. His mere presence bringing pressure like no other to rest upon my shoulders.

"Meddler"

I'd hear them whisper. The shadows alive with the ghastly imprint of my previous failures.

They called me crazy. Every one of them. They looked on me with those judging eyes and passed whispers of "the man who speaks to shadows." Nocturne

I'm not crazy, they call for me, I know they do. They speak the name of the creature that has a stranglehold on all I hold dear.

If Cactopus took my wife, kids, and the game I love, then the beast they speak of has taken the remains of what made me human. I no longer wish to be the shell of a man, the shed skin of a sickly serpent waiting for my inevitable passing.

"Meddler"

I can only ignore their calling for so long. They are growing tired of waiting for the opportune time.

I will see you soon Meddler.

[sg-syndra]

63 Comments

HonestJohnTheCon10 votes

Boards Jesus, returning with a vengeance. However, I must warn you that unlike Cactopus, Meddler is actually good. So... good luck.

You might want to quit while you're ahead, though.

Better Jungler26 votes

Honestly after I destroy Meddler, theres not much left for me. Not gunna fight the ACTUAL balance team.. thats just suicide.

Tormentula7 votes

[{quoted}](name=Better Jungler,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=62aOJlZR,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2018-02-09T22:20:25.071+0000)

Not gunna fight the ACTUAL balance team.. thats just suicide.

For who?

[poppy-wink]

SayoriIsBigSad14 votes

Inb4 they "hotfix" garen right before the match.

Tails90164 votes

"Ultimate now makes the target enemy invincible until they die"

Malicious Fury6 votes

Another name whispers into your ear.... Phreak

Lios Ashenblade6 votes

followed by... Tons of Damage

Terozu1 votes

Followed by... someone... i dont actually know where to take this joke...

Busty Demoness1 votes

Ryze. Then Tryndamere.

Riotpasta mama10 votes

Let it be known, now and forevermore (or until a worthy challenger appears) Better Jungler shall henceforth and officially be known as "Boards Jesus." Check the tags, y'all

ShadowParker1 votes

I love you for this

Better Jungler2 votes

PogChamp

Thats incredible! Thank you!

Maybe this title will entice Meddler to reply to me:P

HalcyonDweller1 votes

Holy crap y'all are awesome at Riot. Thanks for engaging in hi-jinx with us, it's really fun and engaging!

oOBestEveNAOo7 votes

Gig em.

Salamencę5 votes

It's not funny anymore tbh. You can't drag a meme out this long, it just loses its humor.

Better Jungler32 votes

What a fool you are to assume this is a meme.

I'm taking back whats mine.

Get. Me. Meddler.

HalcyonDweller12 votes

I dunno, did you watch the stream? It was pretty hype.

Salamencę2 votes

{quoted}

I dunno, did you watch the stream? It was pretty hype.

I did watch it, and it was funny. If you drag a joke on like this then it gets stale.

HalcyonDweller3 votes

It's not gonna be 'dragged on' if Meddler actually agrees to the match.

But whatever, agree to disagree I guess.

Better Jungler3 votes

True, if meddler doesnt respond, this meme will die.

If he does, then maybe it continues.

The way I see it, we entertained around 150 people for a couple minutes, and had fun ourselves. So regardless of how "stale" the joke gets, if people enjoy it and we enjoy doing it, then it's going to keep happening:P If you disagree you can get it too.

[sg-syndra]

HalcyonDweller3 votes

Here's hoping he does respond :D It would be cool if this kept going. Might even be pretty great to make it a regular thing. Like once a month or something with a different Rioter :3

oOBestEveNAOo3 votes

{quoted}

I dunno, did you watch the stream? It was pretty hype.

^

HalcyonDweller3 votes

Good luck have fun, but if you're open to advice, don't BM next time. It's not very classy.

Take my upvote though, and godspeed to the front of the boards. +1

Better Jungler35 votes

hey sorry if it came across like that. Me and cactopus were hyping it up. the bm was a part of that. no hard feelings between anyone.

(Except me and that tech desk intern.... He's on my list now)

Its all in good fun.

RiotRiot Cactopus50 votes

honestly you should've bm'ed harder after the spanking you gave me [sg-zephyr]

HalcyonDweller15 votes

You put up a good fight mate, and when in doubt you can always do what everyone else does and use "high damage meta" as an excuse for the outcome ;)

Also is it possible for Riot to legitimately change Better Jungler's boards tag to read "Boards Jesus" like how yours says "Folksy Comms Boi" ? If possible I think that would be pretty great. And if trying to avoid offending religious folks, you could always switch it to "boards prophet"

Better Jungler10 votes

I like this.

Theres no way in hell Riot would do that...

but I like it :P

EDIT: WTF THEY DID IT

HalcyonDweller4 votes

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Better Jungler1 votes

THEY DID IT.

HalcyonDweller1 votes

Holy shit! That's awesome dude! Congrats :)

Jinx Hunter3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Cactopus,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=62aOJlZR,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2018-02-09T22:38:10.023+0000)

honestly you should've bm'ed harder after the spanking you gave me [sg-zephyr]

did he at least buy you dinner first?

Lil Homie busta5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Cactopus,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=62aOJlZR,comment-id=000300000000,timestamp=2018-02-09T22:38:10.023+0000)

harder after the spanking you gave me

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HalcyonDweller5 votes

Oh! My mistake then, don't mind me :) It was still really fun to watch you two duke it out.

Haha that poor tech-desk guy XD

That's good, I'm glad it was in good fun and that you both have no hard feelings about it.

RiotBilby19 votes

i'm telling the tech desk guy right now. he's a huge noob and is probably too scared

oOBestEveNAOo2 votes

{quoted}

and is probably too scared

He should be!!!

<queue maniacal laughter>
RiotSlimeTime2K1831 votes

BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE TOO BUSY REPAIRING MICS AND DOING GENERAL TECH SUPPORT FOR STREAMS, BUT I READ BOARDS TOO. IT'S ME THE TECH DESK INTERN AND I'VE JUST PLAYED MY FIRST BOT GAME (AND WOULD'VE WON BUT I HAD A MIC REPAIR I WAS DOING AT THE SAME TIME). BUT NOW I'M READY TO GO.

1V1 GAREN. I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY

Better Jungler12 votes

My huckleberry xD

I cant handle it dude, I wont be able to beat you. Lets save me the embarrassment and just give you the win.

RiotBilby17 votes

somebody needs to knock him down a peg for his substandard microphone quality. don't force me to do it

RiotSlimeTime2K1827 votes

I ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER. YOU ARE A TRUE VIKING LORD. TTYL GOTTA FIX THIS DUDE'S MIC.

oOBestEveNAOo4 votes

{quoted}

I ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER. YOU ARE A TRUE VIKING LORD. TTYL GOTTA FIX THIS DUDE'S MIC.

Omg, this thread and todays events have been just so epically awesome.

There are no words. Just laughter.

AMYS GRAVE2 votes

I would accept your surrender but i gotta go take a ... Wait is this on?

FurriesAreHot1 votes

Tech Desk Vandetta When?!?

jama6552 votes

i would honestly challenge certainly t

Better Jungler3 votes

I'd flame him for Yasuo Zoe then get banned for chat.

Really dislike that dude when it comes to design.

"How much shit can I stack on one champ."

Crookodile1 votes

I can't hate on him to much, he did help bring warwick about.

Better Jungler1 votes

Add that to my list of reasons I dislike him:P

jama6551 votes

[{quoted}](name=Better Jungler,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=62aOJlZR,comment-id=00080000,timestamp=2018-02-10T18:54:22.225+0000)

I'd flame him for Yasuo Zoe then get banned for chat.

Really dislike that dude when it comes to design.

"How much shit can I stack on one champ."

lol this does not sound worth

Pumping Iron2 votes

tldr?

DontTouchMyBall2 votes

Wtf did I just read? i love boards

Master Noct1 votes

How do I get to play with a Riot employee man?! I really wanna do it. My gf already had the honor of playing against one of you guys.

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