On my Twelfth day of League, Riot gave to me...
12 minion blocks 11 dodged queues 10 troll picks 9 reports for "ez" 8 instant deaths 7 stupid chases 6 useless turrets 5 boosted golds 4 queued jerks 3 deadly dives 2 trinket charges And a rage quitting Yasuo
no way i got that for christmas as well!
You're almost there. There's a couple that don't add up syllable-wise but if you switch around some of them (like 4 and 3), then it'll be pretty good!
And a rage quitting Ya-su-oh-oh.
I had to sing it out loud once to hear it and it is accurate and fitting.
I'm not the only one who read it in a Christmasy way....right?
Plot Twist: The 10 Troll Picks were all in the same game
